Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Aug 16, 2006 5:50:01 pm PDT #9046 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I remember when I was pregnant freaking out about our constant state of reno in the house. Trim torn down, missing doors, half painted hallway. Not to mention the dog hair, cat hair, dust etc. I tended to get mildly psychotic about it to say the least. The good thing is that that goes away and gives way to not caring in the least because you're so sleep deprived that the clutter and mess mean NOTHING.

Thanks for the hair links, Hec. I've got some stuff picked out to take to the stylist.


Steph L. - Aug 16, 2006 5:53:12 pm PDT #9047 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Overshare! Overshare!!!! Danger Will Robinson!!! Danger!!!

::points at thread header::

Are you from Cincinnati by any chance?

Bite me, O 'Bot.


Strix - Aug 16, 2006 5:53:55 pm PDT #9048 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

If I dusted the venetian blinds I'd be a better hubby.

If you did this, you'd have to be OCD on crack. I tried cleaning my blinds once. I ended up squirting myself in the mouth with Windex; I was cussing after spending 45 minutes wiping and still having only half a room worth of blinds done.

Moral 1: Cuss AWAY from the cleaning products. Moral 2: Cleaning blinds either masturbatory heaven or unrealistic perfectionist hell for foul-mouthed Virgos


erikaj - Aug 16, 2006 6:01:06 pm PDT #9049 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Bite me Sounds like somebody's sad she's not invited. I had a Zmayhem dream once.


juliana - Aug 16, 2006 6:22:52 pm PDT #9050 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

If I dusted the venetian blinds I'd be a better hubby.

If you did this, you'd have to be OCD on crack. I tried cleaning my blinds once. I ended up squirting myself in the mouth with Windex; I was cussing after spending 45 minutes wiping and still having only half a room worth of blinds done.

Gods, the blinds in this apartment were SO FILTHY when I moved in, it was horrible. There was An Incident with the 409 I used to clean it. Let's just say I found out that regular 409 bleaches carpets. And walls. And pretty much anything.

Non-washed-out picture of hair. Still Photoshopped to within an inch of its life.


Strix - Aug 16, 2006 6:25:47 pm PDT #9051 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

There was An Incident with the 409 I used to clean it. Let's just say I found out that regular 409 bleaches carpets. And walls. And pretty much anything.

Huh. I was thinking about laser teeth whitening, but maybe I should switch cleaners and rethink this whole No-Clean-Blinds thing.


DavidS - Aug 16, 2006 6:40:41 pm PDT #9052 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Bite me, O 'Bot.

Bare your ass! I am so gonna leave a mark.

I tried cleaning my blinds once. I ended up squirting myself in the mouth with Windex;

Erin validates me!

I had a Zmayhem dream once.

erika validates us!


DavidS - Aug 16, 2006 6:42:24 pm PDT #9053 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Non-washed-out picture of hair. Still Photoshopped to within an inch of its life.

I haven't seen you with bangs in a while, and I have to say - they work for you.


Aims - Aug 16, 2006 6:43:22 pm PDT #9054 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I painted a door 5 days before I had Em because it was dirty.

The next day I hosted 26 people for Thanksgiving dinner.

The pregnancy hormones, they are of teh strange.

{{{{JZ}}}}


Steph L. - Aug 16, 2006 6:50:13 pm PDT #9055 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Bite me, O 'Bot.

Bare your ass! I am so gonna leave a mark.

You *wish.*