We'll call it kissography

I, too, would like to go to graduate school in that. I would even be willing to TA some undergrad classes in it...

I would be ok with an email "break up" after one date with smoochies. Or even sex, if I was drunk, too. But I REALLY like email communications.

Heh. I'd probably rather the email than the phone call, but IM would be my favorite--more interactive, but still able to not be heard crying or bitching, and time to compose messages.

Poor Sean and S. All my love, sent through the Internet Tubes.

I like Juliana's new hair. It's times like that that I regret my curly hair, round face, and dimples. I feel like I can't pull off kickass looks like that. Sigh.

Also, I keep having creepy explicit sex dreams and fantasies that fill me with horrible guilt because I'm under doctor's orders not even to have an orgasm because it's all connected and I could end up in premature labor.

I am highly amused by Trudy's Catholic reaction to this. Hee!

I think there's a large enough physiological difference between an erotic dream and an erotic human male

Heh. Not if it's a REALLY good dream...

{{{JZ}}}

And now I feel an overwhelming need to ask about ass salting.

Not if it's a REALLY good dream...

I have had a couple of those.

I haven't! Sad now. pouts

I've had some really good dreams. Nobody's knocked on my cervix in them, though.

"Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's doo-OO-wwwwahhhr. . ."

That's been knocked.

"I hear you knockin.... but you can't come in...."

That's been knocked.

Up, even.

Knock three times...