I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 16, 2006 4:30:43 pm PDT #9032 of 10001
What is even happening?

I've had some really good dreams. Nobody's knocked on my cervix in them, though.


Strix - Aug 16, 2006 4:32:20 pm PDT #9033 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

"Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's doo-OO-wwwwahhhr. . ."


Topic!Cindy - Aug 16, 2006 4:35:55 pm PDT #9034 of 10001
What is even happening?

That's been knocked.


Ailleann - Aug 16, 2006 4:37:19 pm PDT #9035 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

"I hear you knockin.... but you can't come in...."


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2006 4:38:29 pm PDT #9036 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's been knocked.

Up, even.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 16, 2006 4:45:11 pm PDT #9037 of 10001
What is even happening?

Knock three times...


DavidS - Aug 16, 2006 5:16:16 pm PDT #9038 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So I've wheedled out the details of JZ's sex dreams. Anybody want to hear? John Lennon, Cher and JZ...

I've promised that I'll go down on her as soon as her girlybits aren't on lockdown.

The apartment will be cleaned in prep for the shower this weekend anyway, so that's one thing.


Steph L. - Aug 16, 2006 5:18:52 pm PDT #9039 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I've promised that I'll go down on her as soon as her girlybits aren't on lockdown.

Overshare! Overshare!!!! Danger Will Robinson!!! Danger!!!


Strix - Aug 16, 2006 5:29:08 pm PDT #9040 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Aww. I think it's sweet. It's CunnaLay-A-Way!!!


Lee - Aug 16, 2006 5:31:16 pm PDT #9041 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

sits in Steph's corner, ignoring the disturbing sex talk.

Also, insent hec and JZ.