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Strix - Aug 16, 2006 3:03:33 pm PDT #9009 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Babe, you can't police the lizard brain.

Ugh, JZ -- I wish you were closer. I'd totally come over and talk to you, and make you cut out crap to make bulletin board stuff with me.

And maybe I coud have a stern talk with your goolie, and put that bitch on lockdown. I'd hunker between your knees, look that tart in the eye and issue some stern PG-13 warnings. I might even shake a finger at it!

§ ita § - Aug 16, 2006 3:07:56 pm PDT #9010 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I might even shake a finger at it!

Probably not wise. You're a bit of a sex bomb, and you know what her doctor said.

JZ - Aug 16, 2006 3:11:23 pm PDT #9011 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Now all y'all's goodness is making me cry. And I think I actually needed a good cry, so my brain can start over again all nice and clean and empty. Thank you. I would make out with all of you, except the doctor would probably disapprove.

Lee - Aug 16, 2006 3:13:22 pm PDT #9012 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor JZ. I wish I were closer, or didn't have to be at work. At least I get to see you on Saturday and Sunday this weekend.

beekaytee - Aug 16, 2006 3:14:37 pm PDT #9013 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Babe, you can't police the lizard brain.

Amen.

JZ, may your ease come quick! Poor baby.

And Erin? Um. Now I'm hot and I don't even know you!

Strix - Aug 16, 2006 3:15:53 pm PDT #9014 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Probably not wise. You're a bit of a sex bomb, and you know what her doctor said.

Well, dang. Hmm. Well, my stern glare is REALLY stern! It's even a Stern Teacher Glare.

Now all y'all's goodness is making me cry.

Don't CRY, JZ!! Then someone will have to comfort you, and that leads to hugging, and then touchin' and squeezin', and first thing you know, you're in Journey/Night Ranger slashfic and that's not good for the baby! In fact, Weenie would be so horrified she'd prolly shoot out of Le Naughty Goolie with mach-force, blow through the wall and land in the Bay.

Ailleann - Aug 16, 2006 3:17:27 pm PDT #9015 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Um... did Erin put on extra Porny Pants today?

feels need to point at tagline

Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2006 3:19:39 pm PDT #9016 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now all y'all's goodness is making me cry. And I think I actually needed a good cry, so my brain can start over again all nice and clean and empty. Thank you. I would make out with all of you, except the doctor would probably disapprove.

Awwww... the Bitches re-booted Jacquelyn!

Strix - Aug 16, 2006 3:20:03 pm PDT #9017 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Um... did Erin put on extra Porny Pants today?

HA HA! I have on NO PANTS!

Not even MONKEY PANTS!

Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2006 3:21:40 pm PDT #9018 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The problem with pants on Erin is that they slide off her MIRACULOULSY SMOOTH ASS.

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