Poor JZ. I wish I were closer, or didn't have to be at work. At least I get to see you on Saturday and Sunday this weekend.
Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Aug 16, 2006 3:13:22 pm PDT #9012 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
beekaytee - Aug 16, 2006 3:14:37 pm PDT #9013 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Babe, you can't police the lizard brain.
Amen.
JZ, may your ease come quick! Poor baby.
And Erin? Um. Now I'm hot and I don't even know you!
Strix - Aug 16, 2006 3:15:53 pm PDT #9014 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Probably not wise. You're a bit of a sex bomb, and you know what her doctor said.
Well, dang. Hmm. Well, my stern glare is REALLY stern! It's even a Stern Teacher Glare.
Now all y'all's goodness is making me cry.
Don't CRY, JZ!! Then someone will have to comfort you, and that leads to hugging, and then touchin' and squeezin', and first thing you know, you're in Journey/Night Ranger slashfic and that's not good for the baby! In fact, Weenie would be so horrified she'd prolly shoot out of Le Naughty Goolie with mach-force, blow through the wall and land in the Bay.
Ailleann - Aug 16, 2006 3:17:27 pm PDT #9015 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Um... did Erin put on extra Porny Pants today?
feels need to point at tagline
Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2006 3:19:39 pm PDT #9016 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Now all y'all's goodness is making me cry. And I think I actually needed a good cry, so my brain can start over again all nice and clean and empty. Thank you. I would make out with all of you, except the doctor would probably disapprove.
Awwww... the Bitches re-booted Jacquelyn!
Strix - Aug 16, 2006 3:20:03 pm PDT #9017 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Um... did Erin put on extra Porny Pants today?
HA HA! I have on NO PANTS!
Not even MONKEY PANTS!
Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2006 3:21:40 pm PDT #9018 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The problem with pants on Erin is that they slide off her MIRACULOULSY SMOOTH ASS.
erikaj - Aug 16, 2006 3:29:28 pm PDT #9019 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
JZ, babe, I feel that stuff...like, continually, more or less. I feel that we have never understood each other very well, but I've never felt closer to you than right now...and it would be fucking great, except bonding over feeling pathetic? Is a little sad. And the whole thing where I don't get to give birth and reclaim at least a portion of my life, but...is too much.
Strix - Aug 16, 2006 3:31:18 pm PDT #9020 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
The problem with pants on Erin is that they slide off her MIRACULOULSY SMOOTH ASS.
Le sigh. I'm afraid I've been a butt-buffing slacker.
Resolved: I shall take the salt box into the shower with me, and oil and salt my ass prodigiously tonight!!
(Huh. If I could work some vinegar into that particular bathing ritual, I could corner the market on vinaigrette porn...)
erikaj - Aug 16, 2006 3:39:28 pm PDT #9021 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Now I'm afraid I've re-depressed JZ, instead of making her feel the solidarity and sworn bunkitude. "And the bear says "You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"