A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Aug 16, 2006 2:44:52 pm PDT #9000 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

JZ, love you, sweetie.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 16, 2006 2:48:35 pm PDT #9001 of 10001
What is even happening?

Sweetness, you get to vent.


JenP - Aug 16, 2006 2:49:36 pm PDT #9002 of 10001

Vent away, JZ. Wish I could drop by to distract and entertain.


Tom Scola - Aug 16, 2006 2:49:43 pm PDT #9003 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

((JZ))

Yeah, when I was laid up last week, the messy apartment made a everything that much worse for me.


vw bug - Aug 16, 2006 2:50:12 pm PDT #9004 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

JZ, love you, sweetie.

Sweetness, you get to vent.

What they said.

Also, you should have package soon. Ok. That won't solve everything, but it's something.


JZ - Aug 16, 2006 2:53:52 pm PDT #9005 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The sex dreams are nothing new -- they've been going on since I hit about 18 weeks, which according to a couple of the books I've read is totally typical. And up until two weeks ago, I was quite enjoying them. The horrible guilt is all brand spanking new and scientific: it's DOCTOR'S ORDERS, my goolie needs to be in a state of perfect quiet and stillness, and now I can't shut my sexy lizard brain off and it's going to kill the baby, the doctor said so.

And what kind of gassy nasty bitch whines at her husband about not folding his T-shirts when he has a book contract, an already-spent advance, and an iron-clad deadline hanging over his head (plus 50% custody of a high-energy child for whom he is now the sole caretaker during that 50%, on top of the bedbound bitch and the book contract)? I just feel like a completely shitty, useless hausfrau vampire.


vw bug - Aug 16, 2006 2:55:54 pm PDT #9006 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So not shitty. So not useless. So not a bitch (in the lower-case sense). Promise.


Pix - Aug 16, 2006 2:56:54 pm PDT #9007 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

JZ, don't you dare delete your completely justifiable vent. Sweetheart, you are so good at validating us, but sometimes you forget that it's valid for you to be frustrated and hurt, too.

{{{JZ}}} Vent away. We're here.


vw bug - Aug 16, 2006 2:59:53 pm PDT #9008 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

OMG! I wish I had Emily's camera that takes video. Toto is doing the CUTEST thing! He keeps walking up to the bed and trying to jump, realizing that he didn't run far enought, scooching back and trying again. Poor guy! Think I'm gonna have to go pick him up. But, damn is this cute!


Strix - Aug 16, 2006 3:03:33 pm PDT #9009 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Babe, you can't police the lizard brain.

Ugh, JZ -- I wish you were closer. I'd totally come over and talk to you, and make you cut out crap to make bulletin board stuff with me.

And maybe I coud have a stern talk with your goolie, and put that bitch on lockdown. I'd hunker between your knees, look that tart in the eye and issue some stern PG-13 warnings. I might even shake a finger at it!