Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gris - Aug 16, 2006 12:09:46 pm PDT #8977 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I got a response: "Thanks for letting me know."

Can't read what's behind that, but it sounds like an ending.


Ginger - Aug 16, 2006 12:11:32 pm PDT #8978 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A set of instructions with unhelpful pictures and no words? Not helpful.

So you're putting together a new gas grill too?

Dear Grill Manufacturer:

The combination of the big "Made in Canada" sticker and the fact that one of the grill pieces was not included AT ALL in your wordless pictures causes people to sing "Blame Canada."


Topic!Cindy - Aug 16, 2006 12:12:22 pm PDT #8979 of 10001
What is even happening?

P-C, are they okay?

Gris, that's really a good response. It ends it, and doesn't get into blame, or try to get around ending it.


Strix - Aug 16, 2006 12:16:43 pm PDT #8980 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I would be ok with an email "break up" after one date with smoochies. Or even sex, if I was drunk, too.

But I REALLY like email communications.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 16, 2006 12:19:17 pm PDT #8981 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't think I would be okay with any break-up, the day after sex. I'd feel all Buffy in Surprise/Innocence.


Aims - Aug 16, 2006 12:20:30 pm PDT #8982 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

See, for me, there was sex that needed a break-up and sex that didn't. At least from me.


Ginger - Aug 16, 2006 12:20:40 pm PDT #8983 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I've heard a lot of people be appalled by breaking up with someone on e-mail. E-mail is my preferred way to get bad news. You don't have to try to have a stiff upper lip on the phone and you can yell obscenities.


vw bug - Aug 16, 2006 12:29:08 pm PDT #8984 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

This microwave cart is vw proof. I think I may have just ruined it. But, if I did, I'm totally making them send me a new one, because the instructions are, well, not.


erikaj - Aug 16, 2006 12:45:58 pm PDT #8985 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...she's probably hurt. But at least she's polite about it.


Polter-Cow - Aug 16, 2006 12:56:19 pm PDT #8986 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, are they okay?

I've heard conflicting reports about whether or not my aunt went to the emergency room. I think everyone is generally okay beyond your standard owies, or else they would tell me, right?

Can't read what's behind that, but it sounds like an ending.

Are you okay with that?