A set of instructions with unhelpful pictures and no words? Not helpful.

So you're putting together a new gas grill too?

Dear Grill Manufacturer:

The combination of the big "Made in Canada" sticker and the fact that one of the grill pieces was not included AT ALL in your wordless pictures causes people to sing "Blame Canada."

P-C, are they okay?

Gris, that's really a good response. It ends it, and doesn't get into blame, or try to get around ending it.

I would be ok with an email "break up" after one date with smoochies. Or even sex, if I was drunk, too.

But I REALLY like email communications.

I don't think I would be okay with any break-up, the day after sex. I'd feel all Buffy in Surprise/Innocence.

See, for me, there was sex that needed a break-up and sex that didn't. At least from me.

I've heard a lot of people be appalled by breaking up with someone on e-mail. E-mail is my preferred way to get bad news. You don't have to try to have a stiff upper lip on the phone and you can yell obscenities.

This microwave cart is vw proof. I think I may have just ruined it. But, if I did, I'm totally making them send me a new one, because the instructions are, well, not.

Yeah...she's probably hurt. But at least she's polite about it.

P-C, are they okay?

I've heard conflicting reports about whether or not my aunt went to the emergency room. I think everyone is generally okay beyond your standard owies, or else they would tell me, right?

Can't read what's behind that, but it sounds like an ending.

Are you okay with that?

Ok. Got the cart put together. One leg isn't actually attached, because the screw wouldn't screw in, but I think it will be ok. This is it: [link]

And seriously, the only words on the instructions were, "IMPORTANT! DO NOT TIGHTEN SCREWS OR BOLTS UNTIL COMPLETELY ASSEMBLED!!" Which, really, mostly impossible to do. Weirdos.