Simon ,'Safe'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I AM married to myself.
But you know, I'd like the household goods to prove it. I figure when I hit 40 and I"m not married, I'm registering at Target and throwing a "I gave all my married friends and co-workers a blender -- now it's my turn" Married to Myself party. I'll buy a pretty dress, and have the first dance with myself, and have a bouquet and naughty lingerie and a honeymoon in Mexico. People will buy me towels and a baker's rack and stemware.
Not to interrupt the self-marriage (masturmarriage?) thing, but --
Bev, all my thoughts and prayers are with you and StE, and the rest of your family.
Blessings on StE and Bev and all who love them.
edit: I've seen many a birthwatch here. Y'all are even better to have around with all the other watches, too.
Except for the pants, and that I'm drinking iced coffee in a glass, we ARE the same!
It's like those... what's the name... parallel universes, where the same person is just a little bit different.
I figure when I hit 40 and I"m not married, I'm registering at Target and throwing a "I gave all my married friends and co-workers a blender -- now it's my turn" Married to Myself party.
When I was in my 20s and watching all my college friends get married and have babies, I was way more jealous of all the prezzies than I was of the couplehood. I wanted to throw myself a "Looks like I'm gonna be single for a while" Shower. Never quite got up the nerve to do it.
Oh, Bev. My best wishes. {{{{{Bev}}}}}
In other news, I'm kind of addicted to M.I.A. this week.
{{Bev}}
{{Bev and family}} There are no words.
I have threatened my friends that when I hit 45, if I'm still single, I'm buying myself a house, throwing myself a Happy Spinster un-wedding shower and registering at Target. I want to reclaim the word "spinster" and make it sexy.
If you do that Zenkitty, I will, too. Although, I really hope I can buy a house before I hit 45. My plan is to buy in about 3 years.
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JZ, when and if you are around, I'm curious about the source for some of those illustrations you scanned - especially the one with the guy as a circus rider wearing a spangled bra!
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Ah, good. You're starting him on his training early. ::sniff:: I'm so proud....