Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Aug 13, 2006 8:35:43 am PDT #8361 of 10001

(Are you wearing a tank top, panties and glasses? Is you hair in a makeshift bun?)

My hair isn't long enough for a bun, but the rest is SO TRUE! OMG, does that mean I am in Kansas?


Volans - Aug 13, 2006 8:36:18 am PDT #8362 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I could never marry me. I and I would never get along.

Oh man, wrod.


Cass - Aug 13, 2006 8:36:22 am PDT #8363 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

OMG, does that mean I am in Kansas?
That, or it is Sunday...


Strix - Aug 13, 2006 8:37:39 am PDT #8364 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My hair isn't long enough for a bun, but the rest is SO TRUE! OMG, does that mean I am in Kansas?

Missouri, dearheart.


sj - Aug 13, 2006 8:41:18 am PDT #8365 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(Are you wearing a tank top, panties and glasses? Is you hair in a makeshift bun?)

Minus the glasses this is my usual morning, in front of the computer, outfit. Add pilates pants and maybe a sweatshirt in the winter. Off to do laundry now, so I am actually dressed.


meara - Aug 13, 2006 8:42:33 am PDT #8366 of 10001

Oh, OK, Missouri.

Or maybe it means you're in DC! Oooooh.

Gotta get offline and put real clothes on...cause I'm goign to go see "Step Up"!! It may be awful, but that's why I'm seeing it as a matinee...


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2006 8:50:15 am PDT #8367 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, makeshift bun aside, I think you are who I was earlier on this morning. Also, glasses. But still! Blue Mountain coffee, tank top, boy shorts--EXACT SAME PERSON.

I and I would never get along.

As a Jamaican, it took me a while to parse this.


Strix - Aug 13, 2006 8:53:28 am PDT #8368 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

If being you means I get Blue Mt. coffee instead of Folger's, I'm all over that!

I'd be a puzzlement to your family on Jamaica visits, though. They'd be all "Why is ita suddenly really pale? And not muscled? And why is she blowing us off and smoking pot on the beach like a tourist?"

ita-Erin would be happy as hell, though.


Cass - Aug 13, 2006 8:54:29 am PDT #8369 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I and I would never get along.
Often I would drive me bugfuck but it's one of those lazy Sundays where I think I would like to hang out with myself. Also I could scam me into going and getting bacon and then making pancakes for us.


Strix - Aug 13, 2006 9:00:02 am PDT #8370 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I AM married to myself.

But you know, I'd like the household goods to prove it. I figure when I hit 40 and I"m not married, I'm registering at Target and throwing a "I gave all my married friends and co-workers a blender -- now it's my turn" Married to Myself party. I'll buy a pretty dress, and have the first dance with myself, and have a bouquet and naughty lingerie and a honeymoon in Mexico. People will buy me towels and a baker's rack and stemware.