Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Aug 12, 2006 7:11:25 am PDT #8262 of 10001

One of my freinds is allergic to corn, which means no high fructose corn syrup either--and she has a REALLY hard time finding stuff--it's ridiculous! sausages have HFCS in them! Crazy stuff you wouldn't expect.


Aims - Aug 12, 2006 7:11:49 am PDT #8263 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"All Natural Applesauce" has HFCS in it. "100% Juice" has HFCS in it.

IT'S EVERYWHERE.

It's like that additive in the air on Miranda. Eventually, we're all gonna be so damned obese from HFCS that were all just gonna lay down and die.

Except for 1% of the population that has the opposite reaction and are all murdering, raping, cannibalistic Super Models.


Jessica - Aug 12, 2006 7:15:25 am PDT #8264 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I had to point fingers at a single entity, I'd blame government corn subsidies for just about every declining health statistic in this country over the last quarter-century. HFCS isn't actually any worse for you than table sugar (it's only "high fructose" in relation to normal corn syrup), but it's so damn cheap that it gets put in zillions upon zillions of products that wouldn't otherwise be sweetened with anything.


Aims - Aug 12, 2006 7:18:15 am PDT #8265 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh yeah. The corn subsidies are...well, they aren't fuckers cause they aren't people, but you know what I mean. 20/20 or Dateline did a special report on it about 4 years ago and I remember being apalled.

I need to be a corn farmer.


Jessica - Aug 12, 2006 7:21:55 am PDT #8266 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I were a policymaker, I'd propose corn subsidies that make biodiesel fifteen thousand times more profitable than HFCS. And then I'd buy everyone a puppy.

Of possible interest to Bufista insomniacs -- blue-blocking glasses may stimulate timely melatonin production.


Beverly - Aug 12, 2006 7:22:34 am PDT #8267 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Rough night, Laura. StE had a freaky scary high fever yesterday afternoon. They did a chest scan because his left lung wasn't working, put in a chest tube and drained a liter of fluid from the membrane around his lungs (not the lung itself), so the lung re-inflated and is working now. They left the tube in and it's still draining, so there won't be another buildup. They had him packed in ice and were spraying him with cold water and had two fans blowing across him and keeping cold compresses on his head. They did a fiberoptic scan of the interior of the lung, removed some mucus plugs and took samples to culture. Meanwhile they're continuing the broad-spectrum ABX until the cultures mature enough so they can tailor the drugs to the strain of bug. His temp was down to just scary high last night, and this morning it's merely high enough for serious concern. All we can do is hope the high temp didn't do permanent damage on top of the trauma. Level of unconsciousness remains the same.

I'm? Maintaining, I guess. My panicking won't help anything, so I'm trying to keep calm and concentrate on letting the pros do their jobs, and hoping for the best. Thanks for asking.


Typo Boy - Aug 12, 2006 7:25:16 am PDT #8268 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

HFCS isn't actually any worse for you than table sugar

Are you sure about that? I heard that they do funny things to metabolism compared to regular sugar - increase cravings more than plain oil beet or cane sugar does. But admittedly not from a reliable source.


askye - Aug 12, 2006 7:25:47 am PDT #8269 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

ABC did a special "How to Get Fat Without Really Trying" with Peter Jennings that was wonderful and very informative and, of course, Jennings wans't buying any of the BS that the various corn and junk food spokesmen were peddling.


Typo Boy - Aug 12, 2006 7:26:11 am PDT #8270 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Oh Beverly. This must be so hard for you.


Lee - Aug 12, 2006 7:26:14 am PDT #8271 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hugs Beverly tight.

I hope the fever goes down more, and that today is a better day.