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Stephanie - Aug 09, 2006 11:01:01 am PDT #7737 of 10001

Trust my rage

Kids are pretty useful excuses to get out of anything.

Ellie actually was diagnosed with pretty severe thrush today. It doesn't prevent her from eating out, but "We had to take her to the dr. today" sounds pretty good.

Erin, you have been so busy. I"m tired just reading it all.

Strix - Aug 09, 2006 11:07:21 am PDT #7738 of 10001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have been so lazy this summer, Stephanie, I had to do stuff this week. Teachers go back next week, and students on the 21st.

My summer schedule has been basically this:

6 PM: Wake 6- 6:10: Pee and brush teeth 6:10 to 8:30 AM: Drink iced coffee, smoke, watch DVDs, smoke, check email, smoke, read 10 books, smokesmokesmoke, play with cats, smoke. 8:30 AM: Put pillow on face and fall asleep in messy apartment

The only days I have gotten up early have involved going to court. So far, I've been to court 5 times this summer. (Parking tickets)

Cass - Aug 09, 2006 11:12:06 am PDT #7739 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

who introduced me to [Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Sunil-Spectral-Bovine]."

I keep reading this as "Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Slutbomb."

Cass - Aug 09, 2006 11:13:24 am PDT #7740 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Dude! And now I know why. Erin's tag. Hi Erin!

Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2006 11:21:06 am PDT #7741 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I keep reading this as "Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Slutbomb."

I'll take her too.

WindSparrow - Aug 09, 2006 11:28:56 am PDT #7742 of 10001

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

[Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Sunil-Spectral-Bovine]

I keep reading this as "Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Slutbomb."

So what you are saying is, Sunil-Spectral-Bovine = Slutbomb.

Topic!Cindy - Aug 09, 2006 11:32:26 am PDT #7743 of 10001

What is even happening?

I keep reading this as "Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Slutbomb."

One woman's Sunil-Spectral-Bovine is another woman's Slutbomb. If we find that woman, and she's Gujarati, to boot, and he's good to go.

Fred Pete - Aug 09, 2006 11:34:34 am PDT #7744 of 10001

Ann, that's a ferret.

Another option -- Amber Gates is available. (Fans of Footballers Wives will know what I mean.)

WindSparrow - Aug 09, 2006 11:47:16 am PDT #7745 of 10001

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

P-C, it's too bad your mom won't be as reassured as you might be to have the hivemind on the job for your wife-hunt.

Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2006 11:49:27 am PDT #7746 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, as long as she's Gujarati, that's apparently all that matters. And she must come from a good family known for their decades of upstanding behavior.

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