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Strix - Aug 09, 2006 11:07:21 am PDT #7738 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have been so lazy this summer, Stephanie, I had to do stuff this week. Teachers go back next week, and students on the 21st.

My summer schedule has been basically this:

6 PM: Wake 6- 6:10: Pee and brush teeth 6:10 to 8:30 AM: Drink iced coffee, smoke, watch DVDs, smoke, check email, smoke, read 10 books, smokesmokesmoke, play with cats, smoke. 8:30 AM: Put pillow on face and fall asleep in messy apartment

The only days I have gotten up early have involved going to court. So far, I've been to court 5 times this summer. (Parking tickets)

Cass - Aug 09, 2006 11:12:06 am PDT #7739 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

who introduced me to [Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Sunil-Spectral-Bovine]."
I keep reading this as "Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Slutbomb."

Cass - Aug 09, 2006 11:13:24 am PDT #7740 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Dude! And now I know why. Erin's tag. Hi Erin!

Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2006 11:21:06 am PDT #7741 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I keep reading this as "Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Slutbomb."

I'll take her too.

WindSparrow - Aug 09, 2006 11:28:56 am PDT #7742 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

[Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Sunil-Spectral-Bovine]

I keep reading this as "Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Slutbomb."
So what you are saying is, Sunil-Spectral-Bovine = Slutbomb.

Topic!Cindy - Aug 09, 2006 11:32:26 am PDT #7743 of 10001
What is even happening?

I keep reading this as "Mrs. Nice-Pretty-Hip-Cleavage-y Slutbomb."

One woman's Sunil-Spectral-Bovine is another woman's Slutbomb. If we find that woman, and she's Gujarati, to boot, and he's good to go.

Fred Pete - Aug 09, 2006 11:34:34 am PDT #7744 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Another option -- Amber Gates is available. (Fans of Footballers Wives will know what I mean.)

WindSparrow - Aug 09, 2006 11:47:16 am PDT #7745 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

P-C, it's too bad your mom won't be as reassured as you might be to have the hivemind on the job for your wife-hunt.

Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2006 11:49:27 am PDT #7746 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, as long as she's Gujarati, that's apparently all that matters. And she must come from a good family known for their decades of upstanding behavior.

Cass - Aug 09, 2006 11:51:55 am PDT #7747 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Amber Gates is available.
Perhaps an Indian woman with slightly less crazy for our Cow...

One woman's Sunil-Spectral-Bovine is another woman's Slutbomb.
Ah, the beauty of life...

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