And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Aug 08, 2006 9:12:12 am PDT #7470 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Considering your amazing artistic talent, I think you ought to be able to turn them into Georgia O'Keefe style art to amuse your friends and wow your guests.

Oh, yes. Raq can be the Georgia O'Keefe of Photoshop. I'd buy them.

You know that thing toddlers do when they repeat something that sound like gibberish to you but you just *know* they're saying something? We were playing outside and Owen climbed his Little Tikes ladder, which is now set up so you can slide down and land in the inflatable pool, then says, "Too impinity and deonde!"

It took me several times of him doing this, then sliding down into the water before I got what he was saying.


Ginger - Aug 08, 2006 9:12:28 am PDT #7471 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Considering your amazing artistic talent, I think you ought to be able to turn them into Georgia O'Keefe style art to amuse your friends and wow your guests.

I was just typing the exact same thought.


SailAweigh - Aug 08, 2006 9:15:28 am PDT #7472 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

"Too impinity and deonde!"

May I tag this, Cash? Deonde cute!


brenda m - Aug 08, 2006 9:16:00 am PDT #7473 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm thinking they are not candidates for photo t-shirts or Xmas ornaments

Then you are not thinking hard enough.


sj - Aug 08, 2006 9:16:18 am PDT #7474 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I've called all the local rental places in the area, because the company I was dealing with doesn't seem to be able to figure out when they can get their hand controlled cars to me. It seems these other companies just put the hand controls on when you request them (still requiring at least 24 hours notice). Knowing what I know about hand controls and that you legally need a special license to modify cars, I don't really trust this.


Cashmere - Aug 08, 2006 9:17:33 am PDT #7475 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

May I tag this

By all means. Mr. Lightyear is taking his nap but I'm sure he'd agree.


DavidS - Aug 08, 2006 9:24:06 am PDT #7476 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But yeah, they took a chunk of skin the size of a shirt button.

How very Gnarl.

I'm going to take a stand and insist that the universe step off Raq's cooter. For lo, Raq is a sexy bitch and it is limiting to have her bits in distress.

Back from our follow-up doctor appointment. Bedrest for three weeks at least and then we'll reevaluate. Follow-up sonogram tomorrow. (Why they didn't do it today when we already had to go in for an appointmet is one of the many annoyances.)

JZ may only stray from the couch and bed for limited periods so if you see her (a) talking about crazy letters on Salon (or mean people on DailyKos) or (b) posting here for more than an hour, chase her back to the couch.


amych - Aug 08, 2006 9:27:49 am PDT #7477 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, move the computer next to the couch for your lovely wife! Three weeks!


Aims - Aug 08, 2006 9:28:41 am PDT #7478 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Hec, I'm sure you know this, being an HR-guru of sorts, but don't forget that this time off does NOT count against her 12 weeks leave AFTER the baby is born. I like to remind every one in California of the California preganacy disability thing as being seperate from the FMLA and the CMLA, simply because my old employer tried to fuck over my old co-worker by telling her that the 4 weeks she was on bedrest shortened her maternity leave by 4 weeks. So, as I say, I'm sure you know this, but I feel a responsibility to make sure people know.)

You may return to your regular bitching. We apologize for the noseus buttingcus inacus.


Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2006 9:30:53 am PDT #7479 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Three weeks? Criminy!