I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2006 8:22:16 am PDT #7461 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I agree with this. Especially points 2 and 3.

It looks like it's in August, however, which would mean the next chance would be August 2007, by which time I will be congealed and no one will want me.


DebetEsse - Aug 08, 2006 8:27:21 am PDT #7462 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

P-C! You will feel my pain on this, for it is to weep: I do not get G4.

by which time I will be congealed and no one will want me.

If we stir you and keep you in a cold climate, we can triple or more the time until this happens!


Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2006 8:35:53 am PDT #7463 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You will feel my pain on this, for it is to weep: I do not get G4.

Noooooo!! I have been G4-less all summer. It is sad.

If we stir you and keep you in a cold climate, we can triple or more the time until this happens!

Does "stir you" mean "sex you up"?


Deena - Aug 08, 2006 8:38:53 am PDT #7464 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Deena, have you thought about adding a sound-proof room?

There are times I've wanted a sound-proof life. Can't afford either, at least not at the moment. Besides, if they set the house on fire I want to know, even if I am on a business call at the time.

Raq, you now have giant HDTV photos of your cooter? You should totally display them in the foyer. Talk about conversation pieces.

Considering your amazing artistic talent, I think you ought to be able to turn them into Georgia O'Keefe style art to amuse your friends and wow your guests.

by which time I will be congealed and no one will want me.

P-C, no such thing! You will be properly seasoned, like marinated, only not for grilling. It's not like you'll be (horror!) 30 by then.

This non-believer does not think you are Craxy

Love the juliana!


Aims - Aug 08, 2006 8:43:24 am PDT #7465 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Poor non-G4 people. Joe's been on the past few Filter's.


DebetEsse - Aug 08, 2006 8:44:52 am PDT #7466 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I think I may need to download the XP podcasts afterschool. Maybe next year, I'll get a raise and be able to afford the next package up and get G4, and Bravo, and BBCA.

Unfortunately, no. I'm reading Name of the Rose, and was all proud of myself for noticing the thing with stirring the pig blood. I thought, "Hmmm, that sounds vaguely significant." And then it was! Well, sort of!


vw bug - Aug 08, 2006 8:46:53 am PDT #7467 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, how I love the song I'm currently listening to. Cracks me up.

Country fans, sing it with me, "You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me: Alcohol; Alcohol."


ChiKat - Aug 08, 2006 9:05:45 am PDT #7468 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Does "stir you" mean "sex you up"?

Your mama would hurt me. But, we'll keep you uncongealed!


Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2006 9:11:18 am PDT #7469 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Joe's been on the past few Filter's.

Cool! I wish I could see.

I'm reading Name of the Rose, and was all proud of myself for noticing the thing with stirring the pig blood. I thought, "Hmmm, that sounds vaguely significant."

I don't remember that. Hm. Maybe.


Cashmere - Aug 08, 2006 9:12:12 am PDT #7470 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Considering your amazing artistic talent, I think you ought to be able to turn them into Georgia O'Keefe style art to amuse your friends and wow your guests.

Oh, yes. Raq can be the Georgia O'Keefe of Photoshop. I'd buy them.

You know that thing toddlers do when they repeat something that sound like gibberish to you but you just *know* they're saying something? We were playing outside and Owen climbed his Little Tikes ladder, which is now set up so you can slide down and land in the inflatable pool, then says, "Too impinity and deonde!"

It took me several times of him doing this, then sliding down into the water before I got what he was saying.