I'll nurse you back to health. I'll wear the nurse outfit!

"BuffyBot" ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Aug 08, 2006 8:01:51 am PDT #7454 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Teppy just typed what I was typing, except that I'd leave out the word "available." If you don't like "exciting," how about "significant"?


Zenkitty - Aug 08, 2006 8:03:58 am PDT #7455 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

cereal: Raq, you now have giant HDTV photos of your cooter? You should totally display them in the foyer. Talk about conversation pieces.

I must go shower now, lest I be late for my own doctor's appointment, wherein I will likely spend another shitload of money and time for someone to not figure out what's wrong with me. Cheers, all.


juliana - Aug 08, 2006 8:07:12 am PDT #7456 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

JZ! This non-believer does not think you are Craxy, so please to step away from the stress-inducing letters at Salon. Or anywhere else, for that matter.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 08, 2006 8:12:56 am PDT #7457 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

excellent suggestions, thank you both!


DebetEsse - Aug 08, 2006 8:17:09 am PDT #7458 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Well, I should be more or less back now. I have dial-up at home, but high-speed at school, and I should be able to read in a relatively timely manner. I know lots of people are deserving of punctuation, but the list is quite long, as it's been a while, so I'm just going to put a bowl out. Take what you want.


Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2006 8:18:42 am PDT #7459 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Debet!!! *pounces*


ChiKat - Aug 08, 2006 8:19:23 am PDT #7460 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Raq, I think your HDTV Cooter Pics would make lovely foyer art in your home.

P-C, I think you should go to that convention, for three reasons, to wit: (1) it will convince your mom that you're SERIOUS; (2) you might actually meet someone interesting; and (3) your report of the proceedings will undoubtedly be amusing to read.

I agree with this. Especially points 2 and 3.

I'm in a weird mood today. I don't quite know what it is. Oh, wait! I'm not totally stressed at work. That's new and different. I only worked 8 hours yesterday and will work 7-8 today. I don't have a looming deadline. Huh.


Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2006 8:22:16 am PDT #7461 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I agree with this. Especially points 2 and 3.

It looks like it's in August, however, which would mean the next chance would be August 2007, by which time I will be congealed and no one will want me.


DebetEsse - Aug 08, 2006 8:27:21 am PDT #7462 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

P-C! You will feel my pain on this, for it is to weep: I do not get G4.

by which time I will be congealed and no one will want me.

If we stir you and keep you in a cold climate, we can triple or more the time until this happens!


Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2006 8:35:53 am PDT #7463 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You will feel my pain on this, for it is to weep: I do not get G4.

Noooooo!! I have been G4-less all summer. It is sad.

If we stir you and keep you in a cold climate, we can triple or more the time until this happens!

Does "stir you" mean "sex you up"?