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Polter-Cow - Aug 07, 2006 11:28:24 am PDT #7358 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But cash, well, cash for 4 year olds rubs me the wrong way, anyhow.

Yeah, it felt icky to me too, but it was pretty much my only option at that point. It's really for the mother to buy the kid something nice, anyway. But giving cash is very Indian. Especially if it's an envelope! Also, you don't give multiples of ten; you always tack on an extra dollar for good luck. Because zeroes are evil.

Trudy Booth - Aug 07, 2006 11:31:44 am PDT #7359 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Because zeroes are evil.

They're the white women of digits.

Aims - Aug 07, 2006 11:32:24 am PDT #7360 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Mrs. Cow -

000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

XOXOXOXOXOXO

The Empress

§ ita § - Aug 07, 2006 11:36:46 am PDT #7361 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Upgrade from duck tape.

Speaking of which (you weren't? I was), I bought these this morning. I have an addiction that is hard to contain.

Steph L. - Aug 07, 2006 11:42:29 am PDT #7362 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Upgrade from duck tape.

Hey, that's a Cincinnati company!

Laura - Aug 07, 2006 12:02:26 pm PDT #7363 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm so glad you checked in Beverly. Good nurses are a most wonderful help. You and all your family remain in my thoughts and prayers.

sj - Aug 07, 2006 12:51:40 pm PDT #7364 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

People suck.

Laura - Aug 07, 2006 12:56:29 pm PDT #7365 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear sj, what's up?

Yay for good news Bev! Sending extra doses of ~ma now.

ChiKat - Aug 07, 2006 12:58:36 pm PDT #7366 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Bev!!! Waking-up-vibes sent your way!

sj - Aug 07, 2006 12:59:48 pm PDT #7367 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Nothing big. Just incompetent car rental people who don't call me back all day and say things such as, "A hand controlled car? You mean like for like handicapped people?" in incredulous voices that make me want to smack them. Oh, and apparently I become a total bitca when I have to rely on other people to drive me around, even if that person if my wonderful boyfriend who is actually being quite good about the whole thing. I hate relying on anyone for anything ever.

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