I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sumi - Jul 31, 2006 4:54:40 am PDT #6113 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Is it Jehovah's Witnesses?

My cousin has an officemate that is a Jehovah's Witness and her office has run into the same thing.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 31, 2006 4:55:28 am PDT #6114 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Jehovah's Witness? I know they cannot say the pledge or participate in birthday celebrations at school (or at least couldn't when I was in 2nd grade)


Nora Deirdre - Jul 31, 2006 4:55:57 am PDT #6115 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

hm, maybe... I don't know. But it sounds like a possibility, if you know of a similar situation.


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2006 4:56:50 am PDT #6116 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Man, I am a stone bitch.

I get back to work today for the first time since my granddad died. I put all my stuff down, shuffle in the kitchen to make some oatmeal, and when I come back to my desk, Incompetent!Boss is waiting with a piece of paper.

He doesn't say hello, doesn't ask how I am, etc. The first words out of his mouth to me are, "Well, we're behind on [xyz], and so your top priority today has to be [abc]...."

And I interrupted, because I am a STONE BITCH, and said, "Thanks, really, for the condolences on my dead grandfather."

Which stopped him cold, and he blinked at me for a minute, and then said, "Uh. Sorry. Now, back to what I was saying...."

I'm not an evil needy demon; I just expect the bare minimum of politeness from people. (Though, now that I think about it, I wasn't polite to Incompetent!Boss, so I'm a bit of a hypocrite. In addition to being a stone bitch.)

It's a damn carnival here, I tell ya. Every freaking day is a carnival.

[sets watch to see how quickly Scola posts a job listing for me....]


Nora Deirdre - Jul 31, 2006 4:59:07 am PDT #6117 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

You're not a hypocrite or a stone bitch. I'm cheering you for standing up to the asshattery. Whoo-hoo! Comeuppance!


Tom Scola - Jul 31, 2006 5:00:43 am PDT #6118 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I've become predictable, haven't I?

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Calli - Jul 31, 2006 5:01:32 am PDT #6119 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Wow. Incompetent!Boss is really raising the bar for asshattery. What a wanker.


JZ - Jul 31, 2006 5:01:58 am PDT #6120 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Stony, possibly, but not bitchy. Incompetent!Boss desperately needed a single cold slap across the face, and you delivered.


sj - Jul 31, 2006 5:02:24 am PDT #6121 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

What Nora said, that is inexcusable behavior from your boss. Good for you!


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2006 5:02:56 am PDT #6122 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I've become predictable, haven't I?

I prefer to think of it as sweet.

Also, one of the jobs you listed in the past was for a sex toy editor -- it doesn't get much better than that!

t edit Plus today's PORN EDITOR, which is really tempting, if only for the announcement I could send into my alumnae magazine....