Xander: I do have Spaghetti-os. Set 'em on top of the dryer and you're a fluff cycle away from lukewarm goodness. Riley: I, uh, had dryer-food for lunch.

'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 31, 2006 4:59:07 am PDT #6117 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

You're not a hypocrite or a stone bitch. I'm cheering you for standing up to the asshattery. Whoo-hoo! Comeuppance!


Tom Scola - Jul 31, 2006 5:00:43 am PDT #6118 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I've become predictable, haven't I?

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Calli - Jul 31, 2006 5:01:32 am PDT #6119 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Wow. Incompetent!Boss is really raising the bar for asshattery. What a wanker.


JZ - Jul 31, 2006 5:01:58 am PDT #6120 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Stony, possibly, but not bitchy. Incompetent!Boss desperately needed a single cold slap across the face, and you delivered.


sj - Jul 31, 2006 5:02:24 am PDT #6121 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

What Nora said, that is inexcusable behavior from your boss. Good for you!


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2006 5:02:56 am PDT #6122 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I've become predictable, haven't I?

I prefer to think of it as sweet.

Also, one of the jobs you listed in the past was for a sex toy editor -- it doesn't get much better than that!

t edit Plus today's PORN EDITOR, which is really tempting, if only for the announcement I could send into my alumnae magazine....


Jessica - Jul 31, 2006 5:05:19 am PDT #6123 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Uh. Sorry. Now, back to what I was saying....

The bitch in this situation is SO not you. Just sayin'.


Beverly - Jul 31, 2006 5:15:29 am PDT #6124 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Slap him again, just on general principle. Asshat.

Now, I can be task driven and absolutely focused and gloss right over the niceties of life, so I can sort of understand where he might be coming from. Still? "Uh. Sorry. Now, back to what I was saying..." Does not meet (okay, spelled 'meat'. Freudian, much?) minimum social skills necessary for dealing with other real humans.


Cass - Jul 31, 2006 5:18:14 am PDT #6125 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

PMS. Dude, the freaking mood swings. This is why I shouldn't let my body ovulate.

And I interrupted, because I am a STONE BITCH, and said, "Thanks, really, for the condolences on my dead grandfather."
Not a stone bitch. Possibly my hero, but not a stone bitch. @@

I prefer to think of it as sweet.
We do love the Scola.


Nicole - Jul 31, 2006 5:19:00 am PDT #6126 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

What Bev said. Incompetent!Boss is a fucko. For the second comment, especially.