Hippo Birdies VW!
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DH and I were driving somewhere this morning and we saw a car with the license plate that said, "ELF"--DH said, "Boyfriend of yours?" I said, "No, Silly. The elves are gay."
This particular Russian restaurant is of the weird, never-open,possibly a front for the Russian mafia variety. So though I've gone out for it twice this month, I still haven't had Russian food. There are a few more places in town we could go, but for today we ended up with hummus. And, yes, if Tony Soprano hadn't taught me never to fuck with the Russians, I'd have attacked the place with it, too.
Birthday Happies, vw!
DH and I were driving somewhere this morning and we saw a car with the license plate that said, "ELF"--DH said, "Boyfriend of yours?" I said, "No, Silly. The elves are gay."
Every straight woman should have at least one gay boyfriend: Who else can we go to Barbara Streisand movies with? And it's not like we have to stop seeing our straight boyfriends or give up DHs for them.
"Closer" is playing right now and I'm getting a little hot.
"Closer" = Sex Music. I have a playlist if you're interested Aimee.
signed, has sadly never gotten to use the Sex Music for its divine purpose....
This particular Russian restaurant is of the weird, never-open,possibly a front for the Russian mafia variety.
We had one of those that my restaurant-reviewer friend kept trying to take a group to. It seems to be gone for good now but sounded like it would have been a fun, if odd and a little dangerous, time.
Oh. My. God. Bless Vornado. My fans are here. I assembled one and am blissed in a wash of vaguely temperate air. Sigh.... Happy.
"Closer" is playing right now and I'm getting a little hot.Bless the vidders, for they add smut to our lives.
"ELF"--DH said, "Boyfriend of yours?" I said, "No, Silly. The elves are gay."And the elves, for they are just very pretty.
And, yes, "Closer" has always been sex music. The vid just brought on the slash in huge orgasmic waves.
It's the memory of the vid burned into my mind that gets me hot.
"Closer" has always been sex music. The vid just brought on the slash in huge orgasmic waves.
WORD. Also, yum.
(Though, it's nasty dirty sex music, almost house-wrecking in the hatred/self-hatred theme.)
(Which can be most fun.)
(Also recommend, and wish to see a vid to: Crystal Method's "Trip Like I Do".)