More TMI: My cervix is bleeding. Not a lot, and I guess it happens when an IUD is inserted. But owie owie owie. I was fine until about 30 minutes ago.
Bleargh.
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More TMI: My cervix is bleeding. Not a lot, and I guess it happens when an IUD is inserted. But owie owie owie. I was fine until about 30 minutes ago.
Bleargh.
{{{Aimee}}} Your whitefont trumps my whitefont.
Not trying to trump! Just joining in the stupid women crap.
Ouch, Aimee.
What type did you go with?
I'm sorry. I wasn't implying that you were trying to trump. My brain is dead from cramps. Forgive me?
ParaGard. I was surprised it was teeny.
The NP asked what birth control we've been using since Em was born. She laughed when I answered, "Prayer."
I'm sorry. I wasn't implying that you were trying to trump. My brain is dead from cramps. Forgive me?
No forgiveness needed! Did I forget to use my smartass font.
Damn Windows.
I am so cranky right now. I was going to cook, but I think take-out Chinese is a better option. I wish Dave had a cellphone so I could make him get it on the way home.
I believe that I am drunk enough to join in the TMI girly whitefont:
My periods are regular as hell, never more than two days off schedule, and this one? Started a little bit two days ago, and then kinda stopped but not really, and is now sitting there (invisibly of course but tangibly) glaring at me in some sort of menstrual funk like a girlfriend who won't tell you why she's mad because you don't already know. I cannot fathom the why of this. Thus, the drink, because what else am I gonna do about it?
Do I want to pay $5 to have someone else get the Chinese food for me when it is less than a mile down the street? Every inch of my body is in pain right now.