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Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Calli - Jul 24, 2006 9:08:01 am PDT #5296 of 10001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

a really pretty and iridescent-winged SLAUGHTERHOUSE OF FLUTTERY DOOM!!!!

Sounds like a Tim Minear-Neal Gaiman collaboration.

And I'll join in the sucky landlord chorus. They put in a new dishwasher in my apartment about a year ago. How many times have I had to call them to "fix" it? Five. So far. The last time, the repair guy called me and told me why it kept breaking. However, knowing why it keeps breaking and stopping it from breaking in the future? Apparently not related in any way. The downside to having a staff fix-it person instead of paying for repairs every time is that it's just cheaper for them to have me call them (in progressively bitchier tones) every couple of months instead of replacing the damn thing with a working model.

amych - Jul 24, 2006 9:12:16 am PDT #5297 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Calli went to exactly same the Minear-Gaiman place I was thinking of. I think it's the Dru-meets-Delirium vibe of the whole thing. And yes, there's a part of me that reallyreallyreally wants to see it, but that could be the sick bad wrong part of me.

Frankenbuddha - Jul 24, 2006 9:17:45 am PDT #5298 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think it's the Dru-meets-Delirium vibe of the whole thing.

Ooh, can you imagine the conversations? I've just started re-reading SEASON OF MISTS, so Delirium just got introduced.

askye - Jul 24, 2006 9:17:47 am PDT #5299 of 10001

Thrive to spite them

I missed the info about dragonflies and butterflies -- what happens when they get together?

Frankenbuddha - Jul 24, 2006 9:19:16 am PDT #5300 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

askye, you really must read the whole story: JZ "Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters." Jul 19, 2006 6:36:37 pm PDT

erikaj - Jul 24, 2006 9:19:34 am PDT #5301 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

Dragonflies get lunch on the wing.

Calli - Jul 24, 2006 9:20:02 am PDT #5302 of 10001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I missed the info about dragonflies and butterflies -- what happens when they get together?

Apparently it's lunch time for dragonflies and the end times for the butterflies.

Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2006 9:24:22 am PDT #5303 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

COMPLETE AND TOTAL CUNTING BOLLOCKS.

t in love with this turn of phrase

vw, ugh. I'm so sorry that the Nuva Ring isn't doing right by you! I had some craptacular cramping the first few months but that eventually went away.

askye - Jul 24, 2006 9:34:47 am PDT #5304 of 10001

Thrive to spite them

That's hysterical! (The dragonflies feasting on the butterflies and ruining the bridezilla's day). I see if you google "What do dragonflies eat?" there's information that they eat flying insects including butterflies.

Although if you google dragonflies and butterflies mostly you get things for sale depicting the two living in harmony and nothing to indicate the actual carnage that will occur.

amych - Jul 24, 2006 9:38:04 am PDT #5305 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Other good wedding theme choices: noble, soaring, soul-stirring eagles! Paired with soft, fluffy, cuddly bunnies!

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