Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Jul 18, 2006 10:39:23 am PDT #4796 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I wonder if the spontaneous combustion problem was worked out ...

Not in this weather, it wasn't.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 18, 2006 10:58:47 am PDT #4797 of 10001
What is even happening?

Ailleen, I was lying my pants off.

Aimee, I was telling the truth.


Katerina Bee - Jul 18, 2006 11:16:13 am PDT #4798 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I just booked me a trip on de train. Sadly, the price went up $8.00 during the transaction, but oh well: Happily, on 7/26, I'll be in Denver and all the Nicole will belong to me. Me me me! Envy me! Bwah-haw-haw.

That's the "real" original Nicole we're used to seeing around here. That other one, cute as she may be, must forever be known as JZ's Gothy Cousin. Or my tiny brain, she will be confused and wondering why Nicole's in town and playing dress-up without letting me know.


askye - Jul 18, 2006 11:27:13 am PDT #4799 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Are there any pictures of JZ's Gothy Cousin Nicole in her MJ drag?

Also, I could use some money~ma and maybe a quick prayer that I'll make it to the gas station without running out of gas. There really isn't one close to here and I'm a bit worried about not quite making it.


juliana - Jul 18, 2006 11:45:57 am PDT #4800 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Note to self: The David Bowie love is strong in Bitches. Mere mention of the song from Labyrinth and everyone passes out, unable to post, because of the love and longing for this great man in music. While everyone is passed out on the floor, I shall run off with him, spike his hair, put him in a skirt, and share metallic green eyeliner with him. MINE MINE MINE!!!

Oh, no. Jilli is possibly the only person I will concede Teh Bowie to, but HELLS NO. MINE. Do not fuck with the hungover-from-whiskey woman's toy.

  • mwah*


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 18, 2006 11:48:58 am PDT #4801 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

FYI, the trailer for The Prestige shows that age is catching up with Mr. Bowie. IJS.


Lee - Jul 18, 2006 11:56:35 am PDT #4802 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

(from Natter)

So you had a good birthday?

You could say that. Further update in Bitches.

Nuh uh.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 18, 2006 11:57:45 am PDT #4803 of 10001
What is even happening?

Who here has seen Bowie perform, live—I mean, besides me?

(This time I'm not lying to anyone.)


Atropa - Jul 18, 2006 11:58:38 am PDT #4804 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Who here has seen Bowie perform, live—I mean, besides me?

stops to count

I've seen him in concert 5 times.


Jessica - Jul 18, 2006 11:59:46 am PDT #4805 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

t raises hand

Also, I saw him and Iman in a movie theatre once. We are *totally* BFFs.