I painted Wite-out bikinis on my Barbies, reenacted Madame Guillotine at the Bastille with them and forced her to perform group sex with Skipper, GI Joe, and a muscular yet tiny He-Man and Skeletor. The "set" for my little preteen porn was a bunny skin I retconned into a bearskin rug, and velvet evening clutch-cum-doll sofa, and a flashlight roaring fire.

Erin has a fascinating inner life.

::loves Erin::

My brain: full of sharp turns, steep hills, falling rock, oil slicks, secret caves washed out bridges, burnt bridges, no traffic signals, and, often, the Brady Bunch/8 is Enough/Partidge Family Travelin' Porn Revue.

Yee fuckin' ha!

There was no physical fighting in our house. or door slamming. and although there was lots of bickering... I think even then we knew it was bickering. tourtures - well, my little sister was often thrown in the garbage can. ( trash can actually - not a place where food garbage went) partly because she fit. Middle sister- had many stuffed pigs. It was fun to steal her miss piggy puppet and place her in the roasting pan with an apple in her mouth. and I had an Odie ( the stupid dog from garfield) that they would pin by his tounge to the ceiling. of course, some sitting in the middle might suddely be squished. or some one lying on the floor would get sat on. but I don't remember any really mean stuff. except - I still have the ablity to tickle both of them without even touching them.

and GC looks very hot

I skipped to the end. I made a colossal mistake in not paying attention to my bank accounts. Grr. Pretty sure I bounced at least one check. Grr. Plenty of money to cover things, but only if deposits and transfers are made! Now I'm singing vw's I'm So Stupid song. At least tomorrow is a banking day.

Skippity-skipping like a mad thing to ask if libkitty ever found the link for imreallysad.com [link] "I hope this makes you feel better.

{{{{{d}}}}} You have my sympathies. I always hate that feeling of having just thrown money away on bounce fees. Here's to things not being quite as bad as you fear.

Thoughts and ~ma for Teppy's family with all the grandfather issues, also, passive-aggressive aunt issues.

{{{d}}} Don't feel stupid. I think nearly everyone has done that at least once.

GC, that haircut is gorgeous! You look phenomenal.

Congratulations to the Family Flea on the new flea-let, and Nutty on being an aunt times two!

Ahh, sisters. We were violent. I tried to pull her toes off on the car ride back from the hospital after she was born. It just got worse from there. Phone books and boxes of frozen baked ziti were often involved. Now? She's my best friend, and anyone that messes with her might as well consider themselves dead.

and boxes of frozen baked ziti

You could really hurt someone with one of those.

You could really hurt someone with one of those.

Oh, I did. She still has the dent in the top of her head from my assault. It's funny as hell and family legend now, but I got in all kinds of trouble at the time.