"Are any of you bleeding? Are you all still conscious? Yes?
I usually go with "Is anything on fire? Is anybody's arm lying on the floor? Then deal with it yourselves."
Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Now I'm having a wiggins.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Betsy HP - Jul 13, 2006 12:40:56 pm PDT #4211 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Cashmere - Jul 13, 2006 12:47:49 pm PDT #4212 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
My younger sister and I fought a lot, but she's smallish and fine-boned and has these ENORMOUS dark brown eyes. She'd start a fight and then go to our mother and look pitiful.
That was our stalemate--same big, blue peepers on both of us.
ChiKat - Jul 13, 2006 12:51:44 pm PDT #4213 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
The meeting will begin prominently at 8am to 5pm
What bugs even more is that if they had even used the right word, it still doesn't make sense. Is arriving any time between 8am and 5pm considered prompt?
Jars - Jul 13, 2006 12:52:56 pm PDT #4214 of 10001
My sister used to hit me all the time when i was a kid, but as I didn't hit back she always got in trouble and I never did. I hit eleven, got taller than her and then hit back one day. She never hit me, after that. Puberty RULES.
Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2006 12:55:38 pm PDT #4215 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
What bugs even more is that if they had even used the right word, it still doesn't make sense. Is arriving any time between 8am and 5pm considered prompt?
He just sent an e-mail to correct himself on the word, but he didn't make any more sense of that logistical inconsistency.
I responded to laugh and say that I made fun of him in my head. I neglected to mention that I made fun of him to my Internet friends as well.
Sparky1 - Jul 13, 2006 12:55:49 pm PDT #4216 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
My older sisters were not hitters, biters, hair pullers or scratchers. They would, however, shove me in a closet/basement and bar the door.
Toddson - Jul 13, 2006 12:57:34 pm PDT #4217 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I must confess - I once tied my sister to a chair. For about 15 minutes. My mother had a fit over that.
ChiKat - Jul 13, 2006 1:01:26 pm PDT #4218 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
My sister and I duct taped our brother to a chair. Then left him there to go watch tv. For about 30 minutes.
Jars - Jul 13, 2006 1:02:26 pm PDT #4219 of 10001
My sister cut all my hair off. Also cracked my skull, though that was mostly an accident.
Toddson - Jul 13, 2006 1:03:49 pm PDT #4220 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Mostly?