I must confess - I once tied my sister to a chair. For about 15 minutes. My mother had a fit over that.
Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'
Riley ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Jul 13, 2006 12:57:34 pm PDT #4217 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
ChiKat - Jul 13, 2006 1:01:26 pm PDT #4218 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
My sister and I duct taped our brother to a chair. Then left him there to go watch tv. For about 30 minutes.
Jars - Jul 13, 2006 1:02:26 pm PDT #4219 of 10001
My sister cut all my hair off. Also cracked my skull, though that was mostly an accident.
Toddson - Jul 13, 2006 1:03:49 pm PDT #4220 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Mostly?
Aims - Jul 13, 2006 1:04:01 pm PDT #4221 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I've sewn my little brother to his bedsheets, dumped Tang on his very wet hair, and sat on his chest until he turned blue.
I got my ass kicked when he turned 16 and shot up to 6'3" and started lifting weights.
megan walker - Jul 13, 2006 1:05:06 pm PDT #4222 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
All that sibling rivalry is apparently more important than we realized:
At research centers in the U.S., Canada, Europe and elsewhere, investigators are launching a wealth of new studies into the sibling dynamic, looking at ways brothers and sisters steer one another into--or away from--risky behavior; how they form a protective buffer against family upheaval; how they educate one another about the opposite sex; how all siblings compete for family recognition and come to terms--or blows--over such impossibly charged issues as parental favoritism.
Strix - Jul 13, 2006 1:31:51 pm PDT #4223 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I would sit on my little sister and dangle loogies over her face, and suck them back in at the moment of truth.
Course, a couple of time, gravity tricked me.
She always had claws though, and I was a nail biter, so I still have scars from her stratching the shit out of me. Mostly, we just rolled around on the floor hissing.
vw bug - Jul 13, 2006 1:42:19 pm PDT #4224 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Wow. Suddenly dressing my little brothers up in girls' clothes ('cause I really wanted sisters instead) doesn't seem so awful.
Hil R. - Jul 13, 2006 1:43:14 pm PDT #4225 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I can remember very few physical fights with my sister. (Except for one time. She was lying on the floor with a beanbag chair on top of her head, because the sun was bothering her eyes and this was apparently a better solution than closing the shades. I walked in, didn't notice her, and sat on the chair. Every once in a while, out of nowhere, the "You sat on my head!" "You were lying with a chair on your head!" will just emerge out of nowhere.)
Today, I showed my students "Donald in Mathmagic Land." They thought it was dumb. I'm disappointed in the youth of America. (And a bit of the youth of South Korea, too, I guess -- two of my students are from there.)
Lee - Jul 13, 2006 1:48:45 pm PDT #4226 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
All I ever did was stab my sister with a fork.
Of course, the fork still had dog food on it, so that was kind of a bonus.
ION, I HAVE A PIRATE SHIP, and Nora completely rocks.