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Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.

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ChiKat - Jul 13, 2006 12:28:36 pm PDT #4205 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I just want to duct tape them together and make them deal.

That's almost what my mom used to do with us. If we complained to her, she wouldn't even look up and would say, "Are any of you bleeding? Are you all still conscious? Yes? Then work it out amongst yourselves." If she were feeling more generous, she'd add, "You need to learn how to work out differences with people. Now's the time to practice. Go."

Fay - Jul 13, 2006 12:29:47 pm PDT #4206 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

"Are any of you bleeding? Are you all still conscious? Yes? Then work it out amongst yourselves." If she were feeling more generous, she'd add, "You need to learn how to work out differences with people. Now's the time to practice. Go."

I'm quite fond of this approach myself, in class.

Cashmere - Jul 13, 2006 12:33:09 pm PDT #4207 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Are any of you bleeding?

The answer to that for us was "yes" an awful lot. We were scratchers and biters. Evil twin was the hair puller, though.

Topic!Cindy - Jul 13, 2006 12:36:53 pm PDT #4208 of 10001

What is even happening?

I ask if anyone is bleeding from the eye.

Toddson - Jul 13, 2006 12:37:00 pm PDT #4209 of 10001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

My younger sister and I fought a lot, but she's smallish and fine-boned and has these ENORMOUS dark brown eyes. She'd start a fight and then go to our mother and look pitiful. (the envious tag is never going to close)

Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2006 12:39:55 pm PDT #4210 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

More adventures in stupid work e-mails:

The meeting will begin prominently at 8am to 5pm

Betsy HP - Jul 13, 2006 12:40:56 pm PDT #4211 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

"Are any of you bleeding? Are you all still conscious? Yes?

I usually go with "Is anything on fire? Is anybody's arm lying on the floor? Then deal with it yourselves."

Cashmere - Jul 13, 2006 12:47:49 pm PDT #4212 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

My younger sister and I fought a lot, but she's smallish and fine-boned and has these ENORMOUS dark brown eyes. She'd start a fight and then go to our mother and look pitiful.

That was our stalemate--same big, blue peepers on both of us.

ChiKat - Jul 13, 2006 12:51:44 pm PDT #4213 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

The meeting will begin prominently at 8am to 5pm

What bugs even more is that if they had even used the right word, it still doesn't make sense. Is arriving any time between 8am and 5pm considered prompt?

Jars - Jul 13, 2006 12:52:56 pm PDT #4214 of 10001

My sister used to hit me all the time when i was a kid, but as I didn't hit back she always got in trouble and I never did. I hit eleven, got taller than her and then hit back one day. She never hit me, after that. Puberty RULES.

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