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Katerina Bee - Jun 27, 2006 2:53:06 pm PDT #2133 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Angry Boobs: cool. We'll wanna keep those hot mammas comfortably contained and rage-free, yuppers. Safer for everybody that way.

AmyLiz: Sharing the pain of your Annoying!FIL & CraXy!!!BIL. Mine are most likely being difficult differently than yours, but somehow it's nice to know I've got company in my familial frustration.

Anybody wanna go on a murderous rampage but lacks focus, you just let me know. I have here a list of targets to take down with extreme prejudice.

Perhaps my boobs are angry and need me to take them to go sit in the hammock for awhile, let ‘em calm down? Sorry: didn't get anything done today. Boob trouble. You know.

Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2006 2:58:35 pm PDT #2134 of 10001
What is even happening?

Amy? I'm not going to make out with you 'til you swallow that cake.

-t - Jun 27, 2006 2:59:45 pm PDT #2135 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like a tough situation, AmyLiz. I hope the ranting helps, and that the next twelve months fly by as easily as possible.

Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2006 2:59:59 pm PDT #2136 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Unless she was under 18, I don't think she was too young for you, P-C!

Hee. A friend of mine the other day was all, "I saw this girl who would be perfect for you, but she was probably 19 and too young," and I'm like, "19's not too young! That's five years! Come on!"

In conclusion, let's make out!

makes out with meara

Amy - Jun 27, 2006 3:00:59 pm PDT #2137 of 10001
Because books.

Yes, ma'am! Sir!

::swallows cake. licks icing from lips. reels in sugar shock::

somehow it's nice to know I've got company in my familial frustration

Hey, me too. Not that I'd wish it on anyone, but not being alone is a good thing.

sj - Jun 27, 2006 3:16:43 pm PDT #2138 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2006 3:26:56 pm PDT #2139 of 10001
What is even happening?

You didn't have to lick off all the icing.

§ ita § - Jun 27, 2006 3:43:53 pm PDT #2140 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just had a treadmill test at the cardiologist. She needed to apply electrodes and had me hoist my shirt. She looked perplexed at the size of the bra, and worried that I'd have to take it off so she could get all the electrodes on.

"And run with it off?" She just started to nod and I interrupted her to tell her that wasn't happening, and we'd have to work out another way.

Which we did, but what was she thinking? A chick comes in in an overlarge sports bra, it's not going to be optional. Although it does make my breasts look fabulous, it's more than just a lifestyle choice. It's lifesaving apparatus.

brenda m - Jun 27, 2006 4:18:28 pm PDT #2141 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Steph, you are a genius. Off to the velcro store!

"And run with it off?"

Oh hell no.

Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2006 4:19:00 pm PDT #2142 of 10001
What is even happening?

You'd have gotten another concussion.

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