Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2006 7:15:42 am PDT #1962 of 10001
What is even happening?

JZ, today is your day
And we celebrate your birth
O! Asstastic world!


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2006 7:19:49 am PDT #1963 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, JZ!! I meant to put your number in my cell phone so I could call you and say it, but I forgot.

Walking down the stairs after getting off BART, I saw an indie rock girl (wearing green leggings and a black skirt with white polka dots) walking down the stairs at the same time. She was wearing a sling on her right arm. We smiled at each other in solidarity.

After exiting, I asked, "So, what did you do?"

"Skateboarding accident," she said. "What about you?"

"I dislocated my shoulder playing basketball," I said.

"That sucks," she said.

"Yeah," I said.

It was funny.


JZ - Jun 27, 2006 7:26:08 am PDT #1964 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Dude, never mind my boring married number, why didn't you get hers?!?


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2006 7:32:07 am PDT #1965 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

She was cute, but I don't think skater chicks are my type. Plus, she was probably too young.


JZ - Jun 27, 2006 7:40:41 am PDT #1966 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

She was cute, but I don't think skater chicks are my type.

Well, okay. Though before Hec, I would've said that I knew for certain that facial-haired hipster baseball fans weren't my type. In exploring outside your type, you'll occasionally stumble on some startling individuals.

Plus, she was probably too young.

That's fair, and not so fixable. Still, cute girl grinned at you! That's always fun.


ChiKat - Jun 27, 2006 7:43:18 am PDT #1967 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Happies, JZ!!! And, I know you look fetching in your new hat because I do remember you trying it on.


EpicTangent - Jun 27, 2006 7:46:22 am PDT #1968 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Happy, Happy Day, JZ!!!!

I know there was more, but my brain, she ate it.

Morning, All.


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2006 7:46:53 am PDT #1969 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Still, cute girl grinned at you! That's always fun.

It is. She reminded me of my friend's little sister who just graduated from high school. Which is where that "too young" feeling came from, even though she could be in her early twenties for all I know.

Aw. My boss is taking me out to lunch today to thank me for all my hard work and overtime the past couple weeks.


ChiKat - Jun 27, 2006 7:48:12 am PDT #1970 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My boss is taking me out to lunch today to thank me for all my hard work and overtime the past couple weeks.

Good. You've been working your butt off and I'm glad he sees that.


-t - Jun 27, 2006 7:48:50 am PDT #1971 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sounds like a good day, Polter-Cow.