Mal ,'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Kittenish is on The List as she knocked a vase of flowers off of a table twice tonight. The second time I was asleep when it happened. Notice the verb tense (and hey! my tension too) *was* asleep. Now? Well I'm posting. And will try to go back to sleep now.
And did I then claw the hell out of you? No. I am nicer than your cat.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JZ!!!!
Happy Birthday, JZ!
Happy Birthday, JZ!
Happy Birthday, JZ!
JZ, today is your day
And we celebrate your birth
O! Asstastic world!
Happy birthday, JZ!! I meant to put your number in my cell phone so I could call you and say it, but I forgot.
Walking down the stairs after getting off BART, I saw an indie rock girl (wearing green leggings and a black skirt with white polka dots) walking down the stairs at the same time. She was wearing a sling on her right arm. We smiled at each other in solidarity.
After exiting, I asked, "So, what did you do?"
"Skateboarding accident," she said. "What about you?"
"I dislocated my shoulder playing basketball," I said.
"That sucks," she said.
"Yeah," I said.
It was funny.
Dude, never mind my boring married number, why didn't you get hers?!?
She was cute, but I don't think skater chicks are my type. Plus, she was probably too young.
She was cute, but I don't think skater chicks are my type.
Well, okay. Though before Hec, I would've said that I knew for certain that facial-haired hipster baseball fans weren't my type. In exploring outside your type, you'll occasionally stumble on some startling individuals.
Plus, she was probably too young.
That's fair, and not so fixable. Still, cute girl grinned at you! That's always fun.
Happy Happies, JZ!!! And, I know you look fetching in your new hat because I do remember you trying it on.