Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jun 22, 2006 12:35:03 pm PDT #1222 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec and JZ, did you hear about the return of Futurama?

Sweet! I thought they were just going to do a couple movie-length episodes.

That's great. I thought Fox were more than usually idiotic cancelling Futurama, since it was obviously so close to The Simpsons in humor and had the same potential for infinite syndication. Shit, Fox wouldn't even exist without the billions The Simpsons made.

I wonder if it galls Matt Groening knowing that he's responsible for Fox News?


tommyrot - Jun 22, 2006 12:36:14 pm PDT #1223 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder if it galls Matt Groening knowing that he's responsible for Fox News?

He's got kids now, so he probably doesn't think suicide would be an option.


Lee - Jun 22, 2006 12:39:46 pm PDT #1224 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

The 91 is definitely wrong, sparky. It needs to cool down around here.


juliana - Jun 22, 2006 12:39:54 pm PDT #1225 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Juliana, insent re the DCs

WOOHOO! Also, YEEHAW!


Lee - Jun 22, 2006 12:44:28 pm PDT #1226 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

WOOHOO! Also, YEEHAW!

I KNOW!

Also, BOING!


Topic!Cindy - Jun 22, 2006 12:48:33 pm PDT #1227 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, the poor poor poor P-C: [link]


Polter-Cow - Jun 22, 2006 12:49:23 pm PDT #1228 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You're lovely, Cindy.


juliana - Jun 22, 2006 12:54:54 pm PDT #1229 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

WOOHOO! Also, YEEHAW!

I KNOW!

Also, BOING!

You know I'm totally wearing my cowboy hat.


Lee - Jun 22, 2006 1:01:14 pm PDT #1230 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You know I'm totally wearing my cowboy hat.

Well of course.


Ginger - Jun 22, 2006 1:06:14 pm PDT #1231 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay for the apartment, vw!

Ouch, P-C. I think that sort of accident when you're working very long hours is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

It's 91 degrees at my desk.

That's awful for the employees, but isn't it also bad for the books? My college library's thermostat was always set to refrigerate. I had graduate classes in one library's seminar rooms, and we wore coats and gloves winter and summer. They said it was because of the books, anyway.