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Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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JZ - Jun 22, 2006 10:05:45 am PDT #1181 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

You are all DEAD to me.

Good thing I was already dead from the headbutting cat and all.

I may as well tell you here and now that I am LAME, because I actually did remember your birthday and have a card and all, I just keep forgetting to put it in the mail. So you'll be getting birthday greetings that are late like things that are late, and also tardy.

Frankenbuddha - Jun 22, 2006 10:11:50 am PDT #1182 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Poor Teppy!

Teppy who?

Tzepesh? I think I'm going to have to make sure he doesn't try and jump in.

Supposedly, cats are great natural swimmers - they generally just hate being wet. I'm trying to figure out if the two inherent tendencies are revenge or just a joke on the part of any possible creator, because I don't see how the two could evolve in the same critter.

tommyrot - Jun 22, 2006 10:14:37 am PDT #1183 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There is one breed of cat that enjoys playing and swimming in shallow water.

sj - Jun 22, 2006 10:28:15 am PDT #1184 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

All my books are unpacked! Which is not to say that they are all in shelves (because there are not shelves left). However, they are all unpacked and sorted, and I found my copy of At Home with Books in the last box, so maybe I will find some creative ideas in there.

Atropa - Jun 22, 2006 10:29:26 am PDT #1185 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Teppy who?

You know, that smart and slinky blonde dish. Or is this another case of me thinking my imaginary friends are real?

sumi - Jun 22, 2006 10:35:57 am PDT #1186 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

My cat Tanuki generally comes in to visit me when I am having a bath. Twice as a kitten she joined me. Once walking across my knees - and the other MUCH MORE TRAUMATIC time -- falling into the water.

Steph L. - Jun 22, 2006 10:49:33 am PDT #1187 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I may as well tell you here and now that I am LAME, because I actually did remember your birthday and have a card and all, I just keep forgetting to put it in the mail. So you'll be getting birthday greetings that are late like things that are late, and also tardy.

It just extends the birthday fun when I get cards after the date has passed.

Teppy who?

You know, that smart and slinky blonde dish.

I'm not a dish! I'm a *bowl.*

DavidS - Jun 22, 2006 10:56:00 am PDT #1188 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm a *bowl.*

Are you filled with hard candies which have melted together into one sugary lump?

Frankenbuddha - Jun 22, 2006 11:05:00 am PDT #1189 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm not a dish! I'm a *bowl.*

So those rumors about the spoon are untrue...

Steph L. - Jun 22, 2006 11:06:05 am PDT #1190 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'm a *bowl.*

Are you filled with hard candies which have melted together into one sugary lump?

I'm filled with oatmeal.

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