I may as well tell you here and now that I am LAME, because I actually did remember your birthday and have a card and all, I just keep forgetting to put it in the mail. So you'll be getting birthday greetings that are late like things that are late, and also tardy.
It just extends the birthday fun when I get cards after the date has passed.
Teppy who?
You know, that smart and slinky blonde dish.
I'm not a dish! I'm a *bowl.*