Again I say, remember the cautionary tale taught by Laura's boys wrt duct tape. IJS.

Even so, Cash, you shoulda took a picture. It could be Owen's, "It was white and square, and looked like a tooth but wasn't, so I swallowed it" ammunition for you in future. Even for private family blackmail.

Given that Halloween is Come-As-You-Aren't night, I think the only logical costume for Jilli is: cheerleader. Oh, HELL yeah.

I had a wonderfully fun "Come As You Aren't" Party one time. That's when Cowgirl!Jesse came to town! And gay Joey, and straight Esti, and my ex and her new gf came as each other (which worked frighteningly well) and I went as butch (this was before the drag thing started)....ah, good times. And Nicky came as a baby pterodactyl born in a watermelon. Um, because.

Again I say, remember the cautionary tale taught by Laura's boys wrt duct tape. IJS.

See, I think I need to be told this story again...

Headlines right now that Google personal is showing for The Minneapolis StarTribune:

Gates to relinquish daily duties

Hitler shrine won't open in Wisconsin

Man, a girl takes a day offline and look what happens. Threads turn! Soon we'll all turn! It'll be anarchy!

And Nicky came as a baby pterodactyl born in a watermelon. Um, because.

Are you tipsy too? Because your post reads like you're tipsy too.

Kristin! Tell me you've had bad experiences with not having control over your classroom? Please?

Sorry, I was doing a good job of keeping my drukning* rambling in Natter until now. Will try to do so again.

(* [sic]. Left in to give evidence of just how potent vw's G&T was.)

Emily, sweetie, anyone who says they've never had classroom management issues is lying.

Some of it just comes with experience. A lot of it, though, comes with the kids you work with. Either way? Deep breaths. It gets easier.

Emily, I've found a well aimed eraser works wonders on the miscreant's attitude. I don't recommend it in public schools, though.

Emily, I've found a well aimed eraser works wonders on the miscreant's attitude. I don't recommend it in public schools, though.

My journalism teacher (in a public high school) used to throw his stapler. At students.

We got him a bag of sponges senior year, and kept a cup of water on his desk for dunking them.

It gets easier.

God, I hope so.

Actually... that makes it sound like it's been torture. It really, really hasn't. Bits of it I've downright loved, and I'm terribly fond of most of my students. But today, today sucked. Eh. It'll pass.

My second day of teaching ever, one boy jumped up and hit another, and the fight was on, for about 5 seconds, and then other boys jumped in, pried them apart, and I found out later the boy who started it had forgotten his medication that morning, so it was pretty much a given.

Then I was reprimanded for having poor control of my class.

I like the Kristin reassurance too.

What do you have for Green Man stuff?

Nothing yet, but I can make it happen if that's what you'd like.

I made many of these tonight: [link]