Two words, Cash: Duct tape.
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
What Ginger said.
Owen, you naughty boy. You've gone and given the neighbors a photo opportunity they really didn't want to see. Now you owe your Momma some good behavior in future, or she's gonna have to try that boxing gloves+duct tape idea that your evil Auntie Katie told her about.
Er. Where do the boxing gloves go?
ETA: Oh! Right. Never mind.
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(stage whisper) The big clumsy hands slows 'em down, see. Can't get their clever little fingers under the elastic of the waistband. Shhh. Don't tell him. Let's watch him figger it out.
Again I say, remember the cautionary tale taught by Laura's boys wrt duct tape. IJS.
Even so, Cash, you shoulda took a picture. It could be Owen's, "It was white and square, and looked like a tooth but wasn't, so I swallowed it" ammunition for you in future. Even for private family blackmail.
Given that Halloween is Come-As-You-Aren't night, I think the only logical costume for Jilli is: cheerleader. Oh, HELL yeah.
I had a wonderfully fun "Come As You Aren't" Party one time. That's when Cowgirl!Jesse came to town! And gay Joey, and straight Esti, and my ex and her new gf came as each other (which worked frighteningly well) and I went as butch (this was before the drag thing started)....ah, good times. And Nicky came as a baby pterodactyl born in a watermelon. Um, because.
Again I say, remember the cautionary tale taught by Laura's boys wrt duct tape. IJS.
See, I think I need to be told this story again...
Headlines right now that Google personal is showing for The Minneapolis StarTribune:
Gates to relinquish daily duties
Hitler shrine won't open in Wisconsin
Man, a girl takes a day offline and look what happens. Threads turn! Soon we'll all turn! It'll be anarchy!
And Nicky came as a baby pterodactyl born in a watermelon. Um, because.
Are you tipsy too? Because your post reads like you're tipsy too.
Kristin! Tell me you've had bad experiences with not having control over your classroom? Please?
Sorry, I was doing a good job of keeping my drukning* rambling in Natter until now. Will try to do so again.
(* [sic]. Left in to give evidence of just how potent vw's G&T was.)