It is 84 degrees INSIDE my workplace. Too Hot!
Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? … Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird.
'Life of the Party'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 02, 2006 5:44:43 am PDT #9882 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2006 5:47:20 am PDT #9883 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Down here it's basically the same weather we've had for the past six weeks, so no biggie. Why, the heat index is only 97° this morning!
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 5:47:57 am PDT #9884 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Speaking of Castro and The Onion:
Cuban Leadership Passed To Castro's Brother
Cuban leader Fidel Castro, 80, will for the first time temporarily hand over power to his brother, Raul, while he recovers from gastrointestinal surgery. What do you think?
Leah Davis,
Telemarketer
"I'm used to the human rights violations, but I had hoped Castro was above nepotism."
bon bon - Aug 02, 2006 5:49:13 am PDT #9885 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Earlier this morning it sounded like NY1 was predicting the hottest day in NYC on record...but I didn't hear that when I woke up. So either they changed their mind or I dreamed it, either way, the city is fucking hot today!
ION, the conductors are back on OiNY one-liners! [link]
Conductor, angrily: Yo, stand clear o' the closing doors o' my choo-choo!
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2006 5:51:04 am PDT #9886 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Down here it's basically the same weather we've had for the past six weeks, so no biggie. Why, the heat index is only 97° this morning!
Yes, there is a reason I live in the northeast.
"I'm used to the human rights violations, but I had hoped Castro was above nepotism."
This is genius. It's almost a shame that was in the Onion, because I can totally hear Jon Stewart saying it.
Vortex - Aug 02, 2006 5:54:05 am PDT #9887 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I should only have one first world misery to deal with at a time. Heatwave and burdened a/c, intermittent water or no hot water. Not all three.
Oh and I have jury duty tomorrow!
who are you, Job?
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 5:57:08 am PDT #9888 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I always felt sorry for Job - he had to put up with all this crap just so God could prove a point to Satan. Like, God should totally not give a fuck what Satan thinks and just not be so mean to Job....
Jessica - Aug 02, 2006 5:59:26 am PDT #9889 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I think we tied the record for Hottest August 1st Ever yesterday, and today's supposed to be even worse.
Jesse - Aug 02, 2006 5:59:26 am PDT #9890 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The story of Job makes me really angry, so I try not to think about it.
Sean K - Aug 02, 2006 6:01:46 am PDT #9891 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Ah, Job. The book of the bible that says "God is kind of a jerk sometimes, just because he wants to be. That's how He rolls. Deal with it."