Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.

'Shindig'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


askye - Aug 01, 2006 9:49:57 am PDT #9735 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

Mom works for the school system and a teacher had taken some computer equipment home to test out some things (which teachers are allowed to do) and her home was broken into and the equipment was stolen. A few days later the police called saying they'd recovered everything, the theives and taken the stuff to a pawn shop. The pawn shop owner had called the police because the theives had left the property tags on the equipment. They had marked over the serial numbers that were written in Sharpie on the back but totally left the stickers that said "Property of X Y Schools" .


sarameg - Aug 01, 2006 9:55:25 am PDT #9736 of 10002

A girl I knew in high school got a jacket back from the guy who had stolen it via passing him in the hall wearing it, but that was at the same school! (Dumb criminals.)

When my brother was deployed for the Kosovo thing, several cars were stolen from lockup on Ft. Hood right after they shipped out, including his friend H's car. Bad, right? Anyway, a YEAR later, H is just back, buys a new car with the insurance money, and two days later he spots his stolen car. He follows, calls the MPs, there's a chase and he gets his car back and the guy is arrested (ends up catching the whole ring as a result. )

What kind of MORON steals a car on an army base, while stationed at that base (he was enlisted, so that meant military justice wheee) and keeps driving said car around ON that base?

It was incredible. Insurance didn't ask for the car or the money back, which I can't figure out, but there you go.


bon bon - Aug 01, 2006 10:00:45 am PDT #9737 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What kind of MORON steals a car on an army base, while stationed at that base (he was enlisted, so that meant military justice wheee) and keeps driving said car around ON that base?

Good god.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2006 10:02:10 am PDT #9738 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hahahaha!

People are idiots.

It is so hard to want to work with most of my department out today and all the bosses at a meeting out of town! Argh.


Sean K - Aug 01, 2006 10:05:01 am PDT #9739 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And criminals continue to prove that the reason most criminals do what they do is because they're to stupid to do anything else.


Jessica - Aug 01, 2006 10:06:59 am PDT #9740 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And criminals continue to prove that the reason most criminals do what they do, because they're to stupid to do anything else.

Except for high-end con artists, who as we all know from the movies are both smart and cool.


beekaytee - Aug 01, 2006 10:07:46 am PDT #9741 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Thomas Crowne, baybee!


Aims - Aug 01, 2006 10:08:34 am PDT #9742 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Except for high-end con artists, who as we all know from the movies are both smart and cool.

AND FUCKING HAWT!


Sean K - Aug 01, 2006 10:08:53 am PDT #9743 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Except for high-end con artists, who as we all know from the movies are both smart and cool.

Of course, but that's why they never get caught!


brenda m - Aug 01, 2006 10:16:43 am PDT #9744 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Erika must not be around, so I'll step up. Crime makes you stupid.