I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 01, 2006 8:04:12 am PDT #9697 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Caaaaaaaaandy Gram

For Mongo?


§ ita § - Aug 01, 2006 8:04:49 am PDT #9698 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ROBOT sharks, dummy.


Strega - Aug 01, 2006 8:05:18 am PDT #9699 of 10002

Lakes have alligators. Alligators that eat helicopters!

And also Betty White.


Aims - Aug 01, 2006 8:06:11 am PDT #9700 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Betty White made that movie.

"Thank you very much, Officer Fuckmeat."


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2006 8:06:15 am PDT #9701 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Betty White eats helicopters? Or alligators eat Betty White?


Jesse - Aug 01, 2006 8:06:19 am PDT #9702 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Lakes have Betty White?


Strega - Aug 01, 2006 8:08:02 am PDT #9703 of 10002

I almost edited to clarify after posting, and then I decided that no matter how you interpret it, it is true.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2006 8:09:33 am PDT #9704 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Betty White is so awesome.

I had a cupcake and now I want a nap. Instead I have to work. And/or work on my friend's resume.


sarameg - Aug 01, 2006 8:09:35 am PDT #9705 of 10002

You are all rather strange.


Trudy Booth - Aug 01, 2006 8:10:00 am PDT #9706 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

and offputting?