Or the Wikipedia story of the day from yesterday?
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Jun 06, 2006 12:16:19 pm PDT #936 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
bon bon - Jun 06, 2006 12:18:14 pm PDT #937 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE STOP POSTING ABOUT EYEBALLS
tommyrot - Jun 06, 2006 12:23:24 pm PDT #938 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
IONonGrossEyeballN, 666-6666 telephone number gets a lot of calls from babies
Trudy Booth - Jun 06, 2006 12:30:03 pm PDT #939 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Now I am embarrassed to be a race fan... I wonder if other religions will follow.
You're embarassed? I was thinking "why not open wheel? they need the money."
Lee - Jun 06, 2006 12:32:32 pm PDT #940 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What bon bon said, especially in the House context.
Well, it is now. Pretty much. Deb was cleaning out the HS and sent me home with a bag of booze.
Oh well. Dude!! You owe me an ice cream creation! Gimme, and send one to Jess while you are at it.
Sean K - Jun 06, 2006 12:37:02 pm PDT #941 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I think you should post a picture of your HIDEOUS EYE for us.
I don't want to ruin anyone's appetite.
I've already eaten.
tommyrot - Jun 06, 2006 12:42:54 pm PDT #942 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is fun:
WASHINGTON - U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) Tuesday released the following statement in response to the news that Stephen Colbert will speak at the 2006 Knox College commencement:
"Stephen, Congratulations on being asked to speak at the 2006 Knox College Commencement. This is an enormous honor and on behalf of the people of Illinois, I'd like to welcome you to our state. As you know, I was invited to speak at Knox after my keynote address at the 2004 Democratic National Convention and subsequent election to the United States Senate. Your convention speech must also have gone really well to have been invited. It's weird that I didn't read about it somewhere.
"Before you deliver your remarks in front of literally millions fewer people than you would at say, a nationally televised political convention, I'd like to offer you a few words of advice. First, I know you're fond of your Peabody Awards, whatever those are, but I'd recommend not bringing them. The students at Knox are down to earth and not impressed by materials possessions like my Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album.
"Second, use hand sanitizer after the Pumphandle. Lots of germs there. I cannot stress this enough.
"And finally, don't forget to bring the Truth. I'd recommend putting it in your carry-on bag rather than in your checked luggage. O'Hare Airport is notoriously unreliable.
"To the Knox College class of 2006, I'm sorry I won't get to speak with you this year, but congratulations and best of luck. You make us all proud."
Note: This release is completely tongue- in-cheek - except of course for the part about the graduates making us all proud. They do. Colbert has had so much fun with members of Congress on his show that we decided it was our turn.
DavidS - Jun 06, 2006 12:46:58 pm PDT #943 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Gimme, and send one to Jess while you are at it.
Good thing we've got vacuum tubes set up between our three apartments. It should keep in a Thermos.
brenda m - Jun 06, 2006 12:49:19 pm PDT #944 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That link is so weird - the columnist posting the Obama letter seems to think that it's a smack-down of Colbert, rather than, you know, some really funny shit in a credibly Colberian fashion.
Liese S. - Jun 06, 2006 1:21:01 pm PDT #945 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Bwah! Too funny.
Also, my eye is scratchy today. I think it is empathizing with your eye, tommy.