I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jul 28, 2006 9:56:11 am PDT #9199 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Is it ever okay to leave work because of boy-driven low self-worth? Is that like sick time, or vacation. I can't even focus and everything is taking so long to accomplish.


Megan E. - Jul 28, 2006 9:56:42 am PDT #9200 of 10002

OMG, Megan. How soon did you notice??

I didn't! My coworker alerted me about 5 minutes after. I don't think anyone else saw. Luckily we only have 1 man working here.

Trudy! Do you still need a pimiento cheese recipe?

Did my underpants revelation remind you of pimento cheese?


Burrell - Jul 28, 2006 9:59:44 am PDT #9201 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh Robin, you so have my sympathy about the dentist stuff. And the too much money for unfun things stuff, too. I have no doubt, however, that your party will be Teh Awesome, because you and the BF ROCK!

I am still bummed that I didn't throw myself a birthday party last year when I was turning an age worth celebrating, but it just didn't make sense with my MiL going through major surgery at the same time and all. Oh well.

Speaking of birthday parties, I need to start planning a certain little girl's.


Burrell - Jul 28, 2006 10:02:19 am PDT #9202 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Is it ever okay to leave work because of boy-driven low self-worth? Is that like sick time, or vacation. I can't even focus and everything is taking so long to accomplish.

Only if you plan on doing something completely self-indulgent, like getting a facial and drinking martinis with Polgara. Then it's like taking a personal day and it's totally legit.


Glamcookie - Jul 28, 2006 10:08:21 am PDT #9203 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

pimento cheese recipe

Trudy, I emailed my dad and he couldn't find it last night. He said he'd keep looking, though, so I'll send it to you when he finds it. It may be too late for your current function, but maybe it'll come in handy someday :)


Allyson - Jul 28, 2006 10:10:41 am PDT #9204 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Then it's like taking a personal day and it's totally legit.

Good to know.


Jesse - Jul 28, 2006 10:16:51 am PDT #9205 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think the only thing not allowed is wallowing.


ChiKat - Jul 28, 2006 10:17:56 am PDT #9206 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Pimiento Cheese:

1 lb. sharp cheddar cheese, grated
2 T Worcestshire (sp??) sauce
1 T yellow mustard
1 - 1.5 C mayo
1 large jar pimientos (keep in mind, this is still a pretty small jar, but there's a tiny jar and a not-so-tiny jar. Get the bigger one.)

Dump everything in a blender or food processor and blend till your desired smoothness. I like mine fairly smooth.

It will be runnier than you expect, but it will thicken up on refrigeration.

If you do double or triple batches, you will need to do it in batches otherwise it won't all fit in your blender/food processor.

Enjoy!


bon bon - Jul 28, 2006 10:29:18 am PDT #9207 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Via Defamer, the most awesome bitchslap to a ridiculously spoiled Hollywood starlet I've ever seen: [link]


Ginger - Jul 28, 2006 10:32:28 am PDT #9208 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I use shredded cheese, a couple of teaspoons of powdered mustard and Tabasco to taste. Then I add mayonnaise a little at a time until it's spreadable. I'm not much of a mayonnaise fan. I think it works best if you pulse the food processor and leave it a little chunky.

eta: And the larger size of pimentoes. Without that, it's just smashed cheese. At little of the pimento juice cuts down on the mayonnaise you need and makes it more pimento-y.