Yay!

Uberpollster Survey USA has conducted its semi-monthly survey of every damn U.S. Senator and his/her approval rating. Whatever the opposite of an upset is, it’s this: Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is the most beloved statesman in the land. Eighteen hard months of being handsome, making speeches, and being handsome have paid off, as 72% of Illinoisans give thumbs up to the skinny kid with the funny name. as some wags have observed, Obama is the only Democrat who can appear in any state and be a boon to his party’s candidates (imagine Hillary stumping for someone in Nebraska. See?). The most popular Republican is Maine’s Olympia Snowe, whose presidential draft movement is slightly, slightly smaller than Obama’s.

Go Obama! Go us! I've never been so happy to cast a vote as when I voted for Obama....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAT!!! May it be FANTABULOUS.

Cool, and Olympia Snowe is a pretty moderate Republican if I recall correctly.

I know! somebody did that shit to me the other day, the security guard at the gate. It was almost 10, and I waved at him in his little hut, and he opened the door to tell me I was late. I looked at him and said "do you sign my timesheet? are you here when I leave at 7?", with a clear STFU undercurrent.

People are so weird about stuff like that. I work 10-6, and I can not tell you how many times I've had people either stop me as I am walking in (usually about 15 minutes early) or leave me messages at 9:30 to tell me I should have already done something.

Um, no.

I'm gonna go to a taco stand for lunch...

And get a burrito.

Tampon gun

Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles. Have a shootout between rival tampon brands, or use it as a fun alternative to paintball. The tampon shooter has a range of 10 to 20 feet depending on your ammo and lung capacity. The matching bandolier lets you carry a full “clip” (i.e., box) of 20 tampons, so you’ll never be caught short in the heat of battle.

Oddly, all the taco talk makes me want a hamburger.

I'm gonna go to a taco stand for lunch...

And get a burrito.

All the chicks dig Scola 'cause he's a REBEL!

From the Lance Bass article:

Now, after years of keeping his personal life private, the Mississippi-bred, Southern Baptist-reared Bass, 27, is publicly revealing what he first shared with his friends, then his shocked family.

Shocked? Are these relatives that have never met him or seen him on television?

Have a shootout between rival tampon brands, or use it as a fun alternative to paintball.

I have a friend who's a paintballer... how much do I want one of these, just to mess with his mind?!?