This church gave me free candy on Wall Street today, and I just now looked at it. First of all, what the heck is "Air Heads" supposed to be? And furthermore, how safe am I supposed to feel about mysterious candy from a stranger that is "White Mystery" flavored?
"White Mystery"!?!
ETA: ingredients list: Sugar, corn syrup [sugar], malto dextrin [sugar], dextrose [sugar], partially hydrogenated soybean oil, modified food starch [sugar]
Totally sounds like a drug street name.
Based on the ingredient list, it looks like there's no nutritional value whatsoever. Except sugar-based energy.
Man, good thing I'm loyal to my Quaker granola bar church people. That sounds sketch-o-rama!
Oooh, bon bon, Air Heads are Teh Yum. If you're into candy, I guess. It's sort of like taffy, only... more processed, I guess. I've got nothing on the "White Mystery" part, it does sound like a drug nickname.
It feels like a less chewy starburst, with a flavor they developed but couldn't assign a fruit to.
with a flavor they developed but couldn't assign a fruit to.
How uncreative is that? Just call it a Boggoberry or something.
This church gave me free candy on Wall Street today, and I just now looked at it. First of all, what the heck is "Air Heads" supposed to be? And furthermore, how safe am I supposed to feel about mysterious candy from a stranger that is "White Mystery" flavored?
"White Mystery"!?!
Air Heads might be Christopher's favorite candy, and you can find them at the 7-11, and other chains, so it's a regular brand. We've never tried the White Mystery kind, but I've seen it on the shelves.
So is Matilda the decided name, or just prospective? I haven't been able to keep up.