Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jul 21, 2006 5:00:01 pm PDT #8179 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Step one:

wash your as infrequently as it will take - but do rinse it out.

two

condition

three

tousle and squeeze dry - but only a bit

four

spray with curl enhancing product

five

scrunch

six

just before dry - re scrunch wit more product

seven

day one will not look as good as day three

now if you have straight hair - of fine hair there are different things to do , but I don't know that.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2006 5:07:21 pm PDT #8180 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My hair is wicked straight, and only gets straighter the longer I don't wash it. Not in a bad way, mind you! It's just not made for tousling.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 5:39:16 pm PDT #8181 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My mouth feels like I'm sucking on a 9V battery. I'm not sure what that's about.

msbelle, can you get a therapeutic massage? It's likely to be more consistent and precise than your garden variety sort.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2006 5:42:26 pm PDT #8182 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You can get a free half-hour theraputic massage by my office, according to the flyers that people try to hand me every freaking day.

FYI.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 5:45:31 pm PDT #8183 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How's that supposed to help my battery problem?


Jesse - Jul 21, 2006 5:47:20 pm PDT #8184 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm sorry, that one was for msbelle. For you, I got nothing. Maybe suck a penny?


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 6:08:04 pm PDT #8185 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Stop helping msbelle! She's not even here.

But hey! The idea of a penny in my mouth has almost startled the tingling right out.


msbelle - Jul 21, 2006 6:13:11 pm PDT #8186 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'm here, you mean old meanie.


Lee - Jul 21, 2006 6:14:59 pm PDT #8187 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm here too.

Do I get a cupcake?


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 6:16:54 pm PDT #8188 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm here, you mean old meanie.

Oh, miss nice, where's your thanks to the cowgirl for trying to help you out, then?