We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 9:38:20 am PDT #8016 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita is so mean. He has dreams you know!

It is no good for the community at large, and cannot be permitted. Plus pigeons are gross.

Finally got the project plan updated and sent out. Now if the two key parties who haven't responded to the invite for a meeting in less than two hours would just GET IN TOUCH WITH ME, it'd be great.


bon bon - Jul 21, 2006 9:38:48 am PDT #8017 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Of course he's not allowed to drive the bus.

Well, it seems obvious to you, but you have to teach kids these things.


Burrell - Jul 21, 2006 9:39:26 am PDT #8018 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

why is he not allowed to drive the bus? can't we see if he is capable? what if it brings him joy?

As a mom with a daughter who would love to drive the car, I can attest that the genius of the book is that it gets kids to gleefully tell the pigeon "NO!"


Cashmere - Jul 21, 2006 9:40:05 am PDT #8019 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, and the woman who wrote "Pat the Bunny" went to my college, so every time there's a new edition, there's a mention on the "Alumni Publications" page. Ditto for her daught, who wrote "Pat the Cat".

Not as cool as my classmate who announced her new position as "human canonball & stuntwoman" with the Ringling Bros & Barnum & Bailey's Circus in our alumni mag.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 9:41:56 am PDT #8020 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, it seems obvious to you, but you have to teach kids these things.

See, I fear it's just encouraging children to be on the pigeon's side. That cannot be allowed.


beth b - Jul 21, 2006 9:42:10 am PDT #8021 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

As a mom with a daughter who would love to drive the car

my neighbor has the same problem with her 18 month old daughter. . I wonder if she has the book?


Aims - Jul 21, 2006 9:43:56 am PDT #8022 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Em "drives" Joe's car when they get home from school in the afternoons. She climbs into the driver's seat after the car is parked in the agrage, turned off, and key removed, and "turns" the steering wheel. Sometimes she honks the horn.


msbelle - Jul 21, 2006 9:44:42 am PDT #8023 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it is possible I was being a tad .... ummm, how you say, snotty/ironic/silly.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 21, 2006 9:47:09 am PDT #8024 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What is really heart melting is listening to my daughter "read" the books to her brother, especially the books that we sing like I've Been Working on the Railroad, One Was Johnny, and Pierre.

I trust that's NOT the novel by Herman Melville.


Burrell - Jul 21, 2006 9:48:06 am PDT #8025 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You, msbelle? Snotty?!? Silly? Ironic! Oh no, what is the world coming to?