Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2006 6:16:29 am PDT #7930 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Boy, are you in the wrong place.

Now I'm earwormed with the Spam song....


kat perez - Jul 21, 2006 6:16:50 am PDT #7931 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Bryce Dallas Howard is really beautiful. Why am I watching The View? I really dislike all of the women on this show. Even Baba Wawa a little bit.

Cephalopods and freaky fish and two-faced kittens. Strange Friday morning fare, indeed.


lisah - Jul 21, 2006 6:23:55 am PDT #7932 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Cephalopods and freaky fish and two-faced kittens:

And the Children They've Raised


msbelle - Jul 21, 2006 6:24:41 am PDT #7933 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

people? I swear.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2006 6:38:01 am PDT #7934 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just had a nice half-hour long chat with a coworker. Now I guess I'll write that half-page I've been supposed to write ALL FREAKING WEEK.

I also had it confirmed for me that it is not my paranoia that makes me think another coworker doesn't like me. Not that's it's personal to me; she's apparently horrible in general.


P.M. Marc - Jul 21, 2006 6:49:56 am PDT #7935 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I dislike Baba Wawa a lot, but that's the lactivist in me talking.

I wouldn't have guessed this, nor have I heard anyone theorize that we unintentionally dramatize descriptions like that.

I've noticed it a lot recently, but I suspect I'm only noticing on account of reading children's books over and over and over and over and over and it bleeding into my everyday speech. (So, take the usual dramatized descriptions and bump them to 11.)


meara - Jul 21, 2006 6:52:35 am PDT #7936 of 10002

Tommyrot, i just sent that to all my (drug company) coworkers. That's SO WRONG. Did the US PAY MONEY for that???


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2006 6:54:17 am PDT #7937 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't want to add natter to Bureau, so here's the link to the Wikipedia article on Otherkin: [link] (In a nutshell, "Otherkin is a subculture made up of people who describe themselves as being non-human or having a connection to a mythical archetype in some way, usually believing themselves to be mythological or legendary creatures.")

It's really... interesting. Also, I love this term:

Another example of a belief often met with skepticism by the otherkin subculture according to otherkin.net is those claiming to have been royalty in other lives, which is sometimes referred to as "elven princess syndrome".

Can I call in sick with elven princess syndrome?


Aims - Jul 21, 2006 6:55:33 am PDT #7938 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I've noticed it a lot recently, but I suspect I'm only noticing on account of reading children's books over and over and over and over and over and it bleeding into my everyday speech.

Things in The Great Green Room

A telephone, a red balloon. A picture of the cow jumping over the moon. Three little bears sitting on chairs. Two kittens, a pair of mittens. A toy house and a young mouse. A comb, a brush, a bowl full of mush. A quiet old lady who whispers hush. Clocks and socks.

Note: This was done from memory. At my desk at work. I could type the whole damn book out, but I figured this showed my craxy enough.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2006 6:56:33 am PDT #7939 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's SO WRONG. Did the US PAY MONEY for that???

It sounds like one FDA employee just decided to write it (at the urging of another FDA employee). Dunno if he wrote it on "company time."

eta: But it is on the FDA website, so they had to spend a little time putting it up, as well as the cost of hosting it....