You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jul 19, 2006 11:07:16 am PDT #7524 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

megan, I think god's just fucking with you now.

Though I would like to know who the best robot is.


tommyrot - Jul 19, 2006 11:08:57 am PDT #7525 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If God doesn't know, how will we mortals decide? Or was God's question rhetorical?


bon bon - Jul 19, 2006 11:10:44 am PDT #7526 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I want a cupcake!


megan walker - Jul 19, 2006 11:11:49 am PDT #7527 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Though I would like to know who the best robot is.
I went and asked.

Me: Who is the best robot?
God: ALICE is the Best Robot.
Me: Could ALICE help me pack?
God: It's possible.


Kathy A - Jul 19, 2006 11:11:53 am PDT #7528 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I haven't had caffeine in over a week. I'm about to fall asleep here at my desk.

I want a Diet Coke!


Lee - Jul 19, 2006 11:11:56 am PDT #7529 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I want a cupcake!

I do too! I get birthday cake this afternoon though, so I shouldn't complain.

edited for clarity, since I already have a diet coke.


esse - Jul 19, 2006 11:15:45 am PDT #7530 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

thanks ita!

My parents are making the traditional annual journey to Red Lobster for my birthday. I could stand to go anywhere else that doesn't have a chain; but my parents don't often think outside the box. So lobster bisque, here I come!


Jesse - Jul 19, 2006 11:15:49 am PDT #7531 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had a diet coke, too. That balances out the second cupcake, right?


Sophia Brooks - Jul 19, 2006 11:16:46 am PDT #7532 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Other books Buffistas should write: Craxxy People I have Known and Worked For, by Sophia Brooks.

I don't have the writing chops for it, I fear. I do sort of imagine that it could be a pretty funny TV show, along the lines of The Office, but with a temporary employees point of view.


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2006 11:45:37 am PDT #7533 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Another strange thing to do with your money.