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River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'

Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.

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sarameg - Jul 18, 2006 4:29:46 am PDT #7163 of 10002

I was so insanely edgy last night, I took myself offline. And then twitched about the apartment. Partially the mugginess outside, partially end of vacation, partially just twitch. Even tried a nap and just woke up annoyed I didn't just sleep through until morning. FUN.

Today, I will remain in denial about the nasty outside.

sarameg - Jul 18, 2006 4:31:59 am PDT #7164 of 10002

I didn't know paperclip was trombone in french. Hah.

§ ita § - Jul 18, 2006 4:34:08 am PDT #7165 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, e-mailed in working from home. Now I just have to make sure I'm on top of it for the 9am meeting. Whose stupid idea was...oh, right.

Theodosia - Jul 18, 2006 4:43:53 am PDT #7166 of 10002

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

OK, so I get into work and all the database lookups that worked yesterday are not working. Buh?

I'm going to go get me a donut and try again in a few. Donuts fix db problems, right?

tommyrot - Jul 18, 2006 4:50:15 am PDT #7167 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm going to go get me a donut and try again in a few. Donuts fix db problems, right?

You have to run this:

INSERT Donut INTO database_thingie
WHERE Sucky(lookups) = True;

amych - Jul 18, 2006 4:51:30 am PDT #7168 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

INSERT Donut INTO database_thingie

INSERT Donut INTO database_programmer

hth

tommyrot - Jul 18, 2006 4:53:31 am PDT #7169 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or better still:

INSERT Donut INTO database_programmer
WHERE Filling = Nummy;

Nutty - Jul 18, 2006 4:58:09 am PDT #7170 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Good morning, all. Theo (and Emily) can attest that I have new hair! Or, same hair, trimmed back to where it ought to be. It's a little bit bombshellish, a little bit unruly. And the nice part is, those tiny shaved hairs at my nape.

I love having short hair. Don't love getting off my duff and getting it cut regularly, but love the results.

DavidS - Jul 18, 2006 5:24:52 am PDT #7171 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's a little bit bombshellish, a little bit unruly. And the nice part is, those tiny shaved hairs at my nape.

I celebrate the day!

bon bon - Jul 18, 2006 5:25:11 am PDT #7172 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Power outage on train, have to walk mile to work on hottest day of the year. Blech.

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