You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 14, 2006 7:16:03 am PDT #6749 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Do you have things that are due OMG ASAP RIGHT AWAY, ChiKat? Because that's the only thing that can put a damper on the "can't work, not my fault" good times.


ChiKat - Jul 14, 2006 7:17:23 am PDT #6750 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do you have things that are due OMG ASAP RIGHT AWAY, ChiKat?

Nope. Which is nice. So, I'm taking the time to do my online Traffic School. I got a ticket for talking on my cell. Boo.


Jesse - Jul 14, 2006 7:21:10 am PDT #6751 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

sara, it sounds like you're having a great trip. Yay.

I got a ticket for talking on my cell. Boo.

Boo is right.


sarameg - Jul 14, 2006 7:21:55 am PDT #6752 of 10002

I got a ticket for talking on my cell. Boo.

Don't make me yell HANG UP PUPPY! HANG UP!

At you. Why I call drivers "puppy," I don't know, but I do. Unless I'm in a bad mood, and then I call them worse.

Ah hah! Parents achieved.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2006 7:22:16 am PDT #6753 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, I'm taking the time to do my online Traffic School. I got a ticket for talking on my cell. Boo.

Do you get some points back for taking the class?

It seems kinda' lame to me - like the Traffic School should consist of of a teacher telling you, "Don't talk on your cell while you drive." Then there would be a final exam with one T/F question: "Is it OK to drive while talking on your cell?"


ChiKat - Jul 14, 2006 7:25:49 am PDT #6754 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do you get some points back for taking the class?

Yes. It wipes it from my record so it won't affect my insurance. And, I was talking on my phone at a red light. I wasn't moving. Big boo.


Jesse - Jul 14, 2006 7:26:38 am PDT #6755 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, the other thing I've done today is a hundred emails and a lot of angsting about how to celebrate my staff person's birthday on Monday. I didn't know how they Do Things Around Here, you know? Weird.


ChiKat - Jul 14, 2006 7:29:17 am PDT #6756 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Did you know that when people get tickets, most have enough excuses to fill a book??


msbelle - Jul 14, 2006 7:38:29 am PDT #6757 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Dear Sara,

Please go to Go Burger and have a chili relleno or bean & cheese burrito. Also, please wave to the mesa and the Organs for me. Also, please wander in Mesilla and COAS.

Finally, have a wondertastic remainder of days with the fambly.

love, me.


Strega - Jul 14, 2006 7:39:09 am PDT #6758 of 10002

Thanks, Theodosia! I'm just doing a handful, but the others are by Keckler and Jacob and Couch Baron and Sobell, which I think is a fun mix. My goal is to be reacclimated by the time I get to "The Locket." Because, lord.