Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ailleann - Jul 12, 2006 6:29:50 am PDT #6453 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I was always disturbed by how Captain Crunch seems to leave a layer on the roof of your mouth, as if you've just eaten spackle.

Toddson - absolutely!! BOOTY!!


bon bon - Jul 12, 2006 6:31:17 am PDT #6454 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

God, it's only 11:30 and I'm dying for a nap. Curling up under my desk looks mighty good right about now.


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2006 6:33:01 am PDT #6455 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was always disturbed by how Captain Crunch seems to leave a layer on the roof of your mouth, as if you've just eaten spackle.

Yeah, just like communion wafers....

(Making further jokes based on this is left as an exercise for the reader.)


Aims - Jul 12, 2006 6:35:05 am PDT #6456 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well of course the body of Christ is sticky. How else did he stay on that cross?

t going to hell


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2006 6:36:41 am PDT #6457 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well of course the body of Christ is sticky. How else did he stay on that cross?

Velcro?

<I can go to hell faster than you....>


Theodosia - Jul 12, 2006 6:37:12 am PDT #6458 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Is there a Pirates Vs. Ninjas game? If there isn't, there should be.


Ailleann - Jul 12, 2006 6:37:33 am PDT #6459 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

t jumps in the handbasket, holds on for the ride

Ooh, there's a hottub in here!!


Gudanov - Jul 12, 2006 6:40:56 am PDT #6460 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Is there a Pirates Vs. Ninjas game? If there isn't, there should be.

The Milwaukee Brewers need to change their name to the 'Ninjas' and there you go?


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2006 6:42:44 am PDT #6461 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Milwaukee Brewers need to change their name to the 'Ninjas' and there you go?

Would they still have the hotdog race?


Gudanov - Jul 12, 2006 6:43:53 am PDT #6462 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Ooh, there's a hottub in here!!

I've heard Hell described as the absence of God, so I suppose it's a lot like Sweden and I'm pretty sure they have hottubs there.