Allyson, Call your landlord, tell him you are going to a hotel until the apartment is habitable, and will deduct the cost from the rent. Then do it.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jul 10, 2006 5:32:15 pm PDT #6173 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 10, 2006 5:41:22 pm PDT #6174 of 10002
What is even happening?
Has this been posted yet?
Adam Carolla hangs up on Anne Coulter.
That's hysterical. I listened to the MP3. Just hysterical.
Best Ann Coulter interview ever.
It truly is.
...
Okay, so I came home to find my bathroom ripped apart. There are weird pipes outside my apartment door, my shower curtain is in the living room, and the tub is filled with a sort of clayish like substance.
Oh sheeesh. That frigging bathroom.
Is the not-a-date tonight?
bon bon - Jul 10, 2006 5:48:35 pm PDT #6175 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I haven't watched it yet, and it's a little late for east-coasters, but if anyone is curious about deadpan NY1 sex symbol Pat Kiernan, he's hosting VH1's world series of pop culture tonight. I assume it will rerun for infinity.
Allyson - Jul 10, 2006 5:49:33 pm PDT #6176 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Is the not-a-date tonight?
Nah. He's in Europe somewhere being brilliant. He'll be here in a couple of weeks.
Allyson - Jul 10, 2006 5:53:15 pm PDT #6177 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Question: Should I put my pic up on my frontpage with the blurbs:
Or on the bio page?
I'm an aesthetic moron.
Strix - Jul 10, 2006 6:10:15 pm PDT #6178 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Bio page, Allyson. Seems more logical. The front page sells the book; the bio page is for those who are interested in the author as well.
billytea - Jul 10, 2006 6:22:15 pm PDT #6179 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Or on the bio page?
a. Bio page. I think it's more logical. You could add a picture of a Vulcan to emphasise that point.
b. This is just awesome. I can promise at least one Australian purchase of your book.
Burrell - Jul 10, 2006 7:37:03 pm PDT #6180 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
In my head, I wouldn't do that if the sitch was reversed. But as I've come to learn, boys are different.
Hmm. Nor would I, I think. Not that it's ever come up. Someone having a crush on me, that is, at least not since I was single.
Allyson, I just snorted at your bio page.
billytea - Jul 10, 2006 7:42:04 pm PDT #6181 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Allyson, I just snorted at your bio page.
Damn you, Wee Bull! You win this time!
Burrell - Jul 10, 2006 7:45:01 pm PDT #6182 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I win? What did I win?
Oh, and when are you coming to LA and when are you planning on going to the Wild Animal Park? I want to see the apes.